Rumors On The Internets: The Rahmtatorship Begins

* There is no political strategy. Just a list of Republicans Rahm Emanuel has allowed to live. [ My DD ]

* Yusuf Islam pulls the peace train into the station, now wants "Everyone to jump into the bomber van. Come on now, bomber van." [ The Jawa Report ]

* George Bush only gives nicknames to those he loves, and he loves every Democrat in Congress. [ The Morning News ]

* Republicans not sweating election results, continue "high-fiving each other whenever they take a break from dancing jigs." [ 1115.org ]

* Today's Martin Luther King memorial groundbreaking ceremony was emotionally charged for all, except for Tommy Hilfiger, the stone faced man. [ The Swamp ]

* Time magazine blames Democrats' sissy looking mascot for this week's boring cover design. [ Media Matters ]

* Asked about lessons Republicans could learn from the midterm elections, Grover Norquist offers, "Don't throttle mistresses." [ FT ]