Rumors On The Internets: The Rest and the Rightest

* Military continues to rely heavily on "moral waivers" to meet recruitment goals, "If you're not gay, there's a way." [ The Carpetbagger Report ]

* Barack Obama can sell ice in the winter, sell fire in hell, he's a hustler baby, he can sell water to a well. [ The Swamp ]

* James Carville's nickname changed from "Ragin Cajun" to "Captain Obvious" in light of his 2008 picks. [ Political Wire ]

* Walnuts McCain: a Machiavellian master, or making it up as he goes along? [ Robert Reich ]

* Sam "Next to be Outed" Brownback has supporters that are pretty sensitive to the word "theocracy." [ Andrew Sullivan ]

* Congressional Republicans take their money and run, leave your money in a disheveled pile on the floor. [ TPM ]

* "John WATB Harris and Jim 'Pool Boy' VandeHei" set to go down in hilarious flames at the hands of their readers, if there are any. [ Firedoglake ]