Rumors On The Internets: Welcome to Islamabad, Yakoo
Pakistani newspaper reports, "Macaca communities in Virginia have taken their sweet revenge." [ Comedy Central Insider ]
It was Robert Gates' experience exaggerating enemy military strength that landed him the job. [ Rising Hegemon ]
Nancy Pelosi really is planning to impeach Bush -- and only Malkin knows the truth. [ Michelle Malkin ]
Allen tells Webb, "Don't rearrange the furniture, I'll be back in 2012." [ MoJo Blog ]
Jon Tester: "I too have dabbled in pacifism." [ Tbogg ]
Republican losses cause Rush Limbaugh to feel "liberated," meaning he is now free to recycle Clinton era talking points about the evil Democratic establishment. [ Media Matters ]
Howard Dean will not rest until he has counted every last Republican vote. [ Scrappleface ]
Jesse Jackson Jr. can't stop eating perogies and dancing polka; excitement about the new congressional majority has turned him white. [ The Swamp ]