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Rumors On The Internets: We'll Go Where Eagles Dare!
* People in Plano, Texas, aren't "wildly exercised about sodomy," because they're too lazy for exercise. [ KausFiles ]
* Harry Reid disses dead pretend president's funeral for South American sexy time. [ AP ]
* This anti-drug propaganda video may actually make you vomit! [ Reason Hit & Run ]
* Lawyer who accused Karl Rove of treason dies in usual sketchy "leap from building." [ Kurt Nimmo ]
* Brave Eagle photographed flying away with an entire living adult fox , which was eaten alive just moments later. [ Snopes ]