Rumsfeld's Last Human Part Replaced

America's angriest senior citizen is in the hospital today. According to CNN, Rumsfeld chose to have surgery to "repair a torn rotator cuff in his left shoulder."

The Pentagon claims an "old athletic injury" was to blame, but we've heard he actually hurt his shoulder while strangling the authors of the grim new Defense Department report on Iraq that was dumped Friday evening just as Washington emptied for the holiday.

 Rumsfeld has elective surgery [CNN]

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