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I assumed we'd go straight to cannibalism, but Pop-Tarts are a good alternative.

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not much of an optimistic bunch -

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Don't matter - he put his address on them with a Sharpie.

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It's starting already...watch out sisterwives

A wall of floodwater swept away two vehicles carrying women and children in the western US on Monday night, killing at least seven people and leaving six others missing, authorities said. Search and rescue teams late on Monday called off the search for the night in the sister towns of Hildale, Utah, and Colorado City, Arizona.The floods came after heavy rains fell in the canyons just north of the towns, sending waves of water barrelling through the streets of a community of 7,700 people that is the home base of a polygamous sect run by Warren Jeffs.

http://www.theguardian.com/...

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The Rapture will be a great day for Labor. After the plague in fourteenth century Europe (with a 30-50% death rate), labor costs skyrocketed and free land became plentiful. It helped bring down the feudal system.

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Would be the end of a whole lot of grifting, no question about that.

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So, stock up on Twinkies is what you're saying.

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No religion is above mockery here when hypocrisy is involved, especially when it comes to fucking over one's fellows.

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Nice war room they have there. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Grasshopperβ€”that pile of New Yorkers ARE the sacred texts.

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Plus, a federal judge deemed Tom Brady's balls to be perfect.

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Only if you bring toast.

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