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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

I assumed we'd go straight to cannibalism, but Pop-Tarts are a good alternative.

azeyote's avatar

not much of an optimistic bunch -

HITO's avatar

It's starting already...watch out sisterwives

A wall of floodwater swept away two vehicles carrying women and children in the western US on Monday night, killing at least seven people and leaving six others missing, authorities said. Search and rescue teams late on Monday called off the search for the night in the sister towns of Hildale, Utah, and Colorado City, Arizona.The floods came after heavy rains fell in the canyons just north of the towns, sending waves of water barrelling through the streets of a community of 7,700 people that is the home base of a polygamous sect run by Warren Jeffs.

http://www.theguardian.com/...

deanbooth's avatar

The Rapture will be a great day for Labor. After the plague in fourteenth century Europe (with a 30-50% death rate), labor costs skyrocketed and free land became plentiful. It helped bring down the feudal system.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

So, stock up on Twinkies is what you're saying.

Zango Crudmonger's avatar

No religion is above mockery here when hypocrisy is involved, especially when it comes to fucking over one's fellows.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Grasshopperβ€”that pile of New Yorkers ARE the sacred texts.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Plus, a federal judge deemed Tom Brady's balls to be perfect.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Only if you bring toast.