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PubOption's avatar

Not exactly, the 'News of the World' was commonly known as 'News of the Screws'.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Only one KU, probably

(Katie Unit)

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"used Goatse"

And he didn't even notice!

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fuflans's avatar

the murdoch's are doing a bang up job of bringing themselves down. no socialists needed.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

and CarrotTops love child.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

David Cameron = Goatse

(damn...that's twice in two weeks I've used Goatse.)

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>Mr Brooks’s spokesman denied the bag belonged to Mrs Brooks. ‘Charlie has a bag which contains a laptop and papers which were private to him,’ he said. ‘They were nothing to do with Rebekah or the [phone-hacking] case.’ </i>

In other words, his porn stash.

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fuflans's avatar

actually i think the murdochs are american. we get palin, bachmann, santorum, all the scotts, rick perry AND the murdochs.

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fuflans's avatar

how's this going over on fox?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

As they say on Fox News, "he's got a lot of chootzpah".

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So that is what the Brits mean when they call someone a poodle.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Something like: prisoner: "That's not a shiv. This is a shiv!" (pulls out his cock) Murdoch: "ARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!"

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hot date tonight?

Or do you mean "sore" as in "angry", and "assholes" as in "Repubicans" and "waking up" as in "married to Rick Perry"?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>he is old and he can’t hear things he doesn’t like. </i>

Not to mention that he has a smile that induces seizures in most children.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

With Ann Coulter in the title role.

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