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Yep give them an inch and they take a mile not only can you not crack the old woman shit now you cant even whoop a kids ass the world done went to hell next they wont even allow you to complain about the gheys

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Those are old-fashioned values. Conservatives are all for . . . umm . . . let me get back to you on this.

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I don't see what the wimmen and chulluns are complaining about -- I mean, they do get first dibs on the lifeboats, amirite?

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with votes, you mean.

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It's about time some one else caught on!

When they started allowing forward passes, I said, "Don't today's footballers have penises?"

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Poor Rush is upset because he didn't outlast Tim Tebow as an ESPN announcer.

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Just as Rush predicted, Michael Sam's gay sportsball contract is a threat to traditional sportsball contracts (the ones that God intended.)

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We can only hope that this really would be the end of the line for Rush ...

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Rush, the passer.

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And if it weren't for the intervention of Teddy Roosevelt there probably wouldn't be a game anymore, what with players actually getting killed on the field and stuff.

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For some reason he holds on to an audience several times the size of almost any other media figure. He is too influential to leave alone, even if he can be easily debunked in a matter of seconds.

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It wasn't that long ago that all Republicans had to bow before The Mighty Rush. Darrell Issa, Michael Steele. If they dared to criticize him, they'd have to issue a Big Apology. I think those days are over, but wouldn't it be so nice to finish him off for good? (Professionally, of course.)

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For Rush, this will certainly be the final straw, the last nail, and the end of the line.

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The only thing "comical" is that anyone cares what Rush "Donovan McNabb gets special treatment because he's black" Limbaugh says about anything, much less sportsball.

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Real men don't beat women or kids. Rush however probably beats his shriveled little wanker while he bloviates all his oversized microphone.

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Maybe they should take advantage of Limpballs obvious in-depth knowledge of the game and make him a TV announcer.

Oh, wait.....

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