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How much would you pay for this receptacle? Twenty dollars? <i>Fifteen dollars? </i>

How about <i>nine ninety-nine?? </i> Call now and we'll throw in a Limited Edition Limbaugh Slobbercup, <i>absolutely free!</i>

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I tend to use mine up in bunches...

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Boot libel.

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There seems to be a competition between these clowns as to who is going to be the president of the "He Man Woman Hater's Club". He is definitely defending his title.

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Thank you. I thought it was just me.

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So "Farting Under Pelicans Asses?" Ahhh, now I understand.

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Ditto.

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AL BUNDY LIBEL!!!1!

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=wBIC8JTQMMQ" target="_blank">This</a>

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This: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7LTzEmnyms">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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He's a living Klein Bottle / one-man Human Centipede

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I guess you can Google that, but really, probably oughtn't do it at work.

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Clank?! That's an odd sound for a ladypart to make.

But I guess there's ... precedent...? <a href="http://www.bat-mania.co.uk/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.bat-mania.co.uk/trivia/batfight_words....">http://www.bat-mania.co.uk/...

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Now, hang on a sec. I'm getting Squatty Potty ads with hawt women in <i>I Heart 2 Squat</i> tee-shirts...

If this is related, the internet has some of its tubes criss-crossed.

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naw I see it. It's right there at the end of your sentence

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"receptacle for male semen"

kind of like those Dominican boys, eh Rush?

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