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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

How much would you pay for this receptacle? Twenty dollars? <i>Fifteen dollars? </i>

How about <i>nine ninety-nine?? </i> Call now and we'll throw in a Limited Edition Limbaugh Slobbercup, <i>absolutely free!</i>

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I tend to use mine up in bunches...

Incoming Ham's avatar

There seems to be a competition between these clowns as to who is going to be the president of the "He Man Woman Hater's Club". He is definitely defending his title.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Thank you. I thought it was just me.

Lefty Mark's avatar

So "Farting Under Pelicans Asses?" Ahhh, now I understand.

Incoming Ham's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=wBIC8JTQMMQ" target="_blank">This</a>

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He's a living Klein Bottle / one-man Human Centipede

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I guess you can Google that, but really, probably oughtn't do it at work.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Clank?! That's an odd sound for a ladypart to make.

But I guess there's ... precedent...? <a href="http://www.bat-mania.co.uk/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.bat-mania.co.uk/trivia/batfight_words....">http://www.bat-mania.co.uk/...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Now, hang on a sec. I'm getting Squatty Potty ads with hawt women in <i>I Heart 2 Squat</i> tee-shirts...

If this is related, the internet has some of its tubes criss-crossed.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

naw I see it. It's right there at the end of your sentence

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"receptacle for male semen"

kind of like those Dominican boys, eh Rush?