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Holy Wonkatoons that's some 'headship' Rush is displaying in that pic. USS Fat Fuckface

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My favorite Trump lawsuit is when he went after the author of a book, for reporting that "billionaire" Donnie was actually worth only about $250 mil. To win, he'd have had to prove to the court that this was false. Trump dropped the suit.

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How about the "nobody believes a word Rush says anyhow" defense?

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Hmm. Reminds me of an asshole.

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<i>"How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?"</i>

He has a point. Just like "I want Obama to fail" means "I hate America and support al Queda" if you know how to spot it.

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Rush Limbaugh is a fat asshole.

(Try taking that out of context. )

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...why do I invision all of Rush's sexual experiences looking like that scene out of Star Wars. Where Princess Leia is chained to the fat slug Jabba the Hutt?

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You didn't <strike>build</strike> say that

We'll have to vote for the <strike>lawsuit</strike> bill to find out what's in it

nope, no hypocrisy here..

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OMG!!! I would totally sign up for pay-per-view to watch this!

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Depends, is it sarcasm?

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So this is his last-ditch effort to <strike>stay</strike> appear relevant?

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New York Times v. Sullivan, mofo.

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Last time I checked, truth is a defense to defamation. I look forward to the subpoena duces tecum video depositions of Rush's ex wives--"please bring all marital settlement agreements, nondisclosure agreements, prescriptions, correspondence". . . . They could last for weeks mining that treasure trove.

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The Limbaugh defense as I see it:

Rush Limbaugh makes malicious statements. He is well aware that these statements appeal to a large plurality of his audience, but can be offensive to the majority of the population at large. In fact, these statements could make my client appear brutish, bigoted and/or generally evil. As part of his job Mr. Limbaugh often attacks innocent people with half-truths, insults and even total lies, which could give individuals outside of his fan-base an appearance of "dickishness". Therefore, we intend to show that any dissemination of his words, verbatim, is actually a malicious attack on Mr. Limbaugh's character.

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Bonus: the money he saves (23%) he can roll over directly into black-market prescription drugs and grey-market little blue pills for his (how many is it now?) <strike>cabana boy</strike>trophy wife.

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I wouldn't take Rush's check.

Now, his double-black platinum card...

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