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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Holy Wonkatoons that's some 'headship' Rush is displaying in that pic. USS Fat Fuckface

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My favorite Trump lawsuit is when he went after the author of a book, for reporting that "billionaire" Donnie was actually worth only about $250 mil. To win, he'd have had to prove to the court that this was false. Trump dropped the suit.

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How about the "nobody believes a word Rush says anyhow" defense?

bobbert's avatar

Hmm. Reminds me of an asshole.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes,” if you know how to spot it?"</i>

He has a point. Just like "I want Obama to fail" means "I hate America and support al Queda" if you know how to spot it.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Rush Limbaugh is a fat asshole.

(Try taking that out of context. )

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...why do I invision all of Rush's sexual experiences looking like that scene out of Star Wars. Where Princess Leia is chained to the fat slug Jabba the Hutt?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

You didn't <strike>build</strike> say that

We'll have to vote for the <strike>lawsuit</strike> bill to find out what's in it

nope, no hypocrisy here..

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

OMG!!! I would totally sign up for pay-per-view to watch this!

The Quirk's avatar

Depends, is it sarcasm?

The Quirk's avatar

So this is his last-ditch effort to <strike>stay</strike> appear relevant?

schmannity's avatar

New York Times v. Sullivan, mofo.

schmannity's avatar

Last time I checked, truth is a defense to defamation. I look forward to the subpoena duces tecum video depositions of Rush's ex wives--"please bring all marital settlement agreements, nondisclosure agreements, prescriptions, correspondence". . . . They could last for weeks mining that treasure trove.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

The Limbaugh defense as I see it:

Rush Limbaugh makes malicious statements. He is well aware that these statements appeal to a large plurality of his audience, but can be offensive to the majority of the population at large. In fact, these statements could make my client appear brutish, bigoted and/or generally evil. As part of his job Mr. Limbaugh often attacks innocent people with half-truths, insults and even total lies, which could give individuals outside of his fan-base an appearance of "dickishness". Therefore, we intend to show that any dissemination of his words, verbatim, is actually a malicious attack on Mr. Limbaugh's character.

Jared James's avatar

Bonus: the money he saves (23%) he can roll over directly into black-market prescription drugs and grey-market little blue pills for his (how many is it now?) <strike>cabana boy</strike>trophy wife.

Jared James's avatar

I wouldn't take Rush's check.

Now, his double-black platinum card...