Nervous about his declining ratingsat his terrible radio show, mouthy maggot sack Rush Limbaugh will not lose the chance to squeeze a few dollars from the shrinking Social Security checks of the tea party patriots out there who will buy anything with an American flag and a fat white man on the label. So here is Real America's disgusting new Rush Limbaugh iced tea product,
"So here is Real America’s disgusting new Rush Limbaugh iced tea product, 'Two If By Tea,' a clever name that took the same -1.6 seconds of thought that Rush puts into all his words."
And, apparently, the same 1.6 seconds he put into his wedding night.
Note the amusing-only-to-teabaggers riff on Revere&#039;s warning: &quot;The liberals are coming! The liberals are coming!&quot; He also touts the &quot;unique American experience&quot; of signing an endorsement contract, which reminded him of &quot;the blessings bestowed upon our country by our Founders and the Constitution.&quot; <i>Et cetera, ad nauseam.</i>
Doh! Btw...doesn&#039;t King George - Inbred and Porphyritic kind of roll off the tongue like Sarah -Plain and Tall?
They wanted to make sure you got the &quot;Two&quot; idea by creating a logo with two horses&#039; asses.
Boss BlunderRush: I looked at your TeaBagging website. Isn&#039;t it illegal to use the American flag in an advertisement?
Or can we settle for just in extremely poor taste?
If you&#039;re offended, you can now sue him in Tennessee.
Those are prairie schooners.
I hope Elton wore this: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lilZb_9MMHQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
(Best 5 minutes you&#039;ll spend this week.)
WIN.
&quot;So here is Real America&rsquo;s disgusting new Rush Limbaugh iced tea product, &#039;Two If By Tea,&#039; a clever name that took the same -1.6 seconds of thought that Rush puts into all his words.&quot;
And, apparently, the same 1.6 seconds he put into his wedding night.
King George III - Inbred and porphyritic <br /><br />---
Do count me in when everyone gathers at ye olde harbour to dump this crap over the side.
Lookin at that logo - do you know who else was a short-fingered vulgarian?
Very good, Grasshopper. Now, when you can snatch this non-biodegradable bottle from my hand it will be time for you to leave.
Okay, I have a <i>Venti</i> Shut The Fuck Up. Would you like that Hot or Iced?
So you&#039;ve tasted it already!
Her Griftiness is unlikely to endorse -- Rush is sticking with the lamestream media version (aka the actual facts) of Revere&#039;s ride: <a href="http:\/\/www.twoifbytea.com\/about.php" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.twoifbytea.com/about.php">http://www.twoifbytea.com/a...
Note the amusing-only-to-teabaggers riff on Revere&#039;s warning: &quot;The liberals are coming! The liberals are coming!&quot; He also touts the &quot;unique American experience&quot; of signing an endorsement contract, which reminded him of &quot;the blessings bestowed upon our country by our Founders and the Constitution.&quot; <i>Et cetera, ad nauseam.</i>
I now know it&#039;s possible to vomit and laugh at the same time.