Nervous about his declining ratingsat his terrible radio show, mouthy maggot sack Rush Limbaugh will not lose the chance to squeeze a few dollars from the shrinking Social Security checks of the tea party patriots out there who will buy anything with an American flag and a fat white man on the label.
"So here is Real America’s disgusting new Rush Limbaugh iced tea product, 'Two If By Tea,' a clever name that took the same -1.6 seconds of thought that Rush puts into all his words."
And, apparently, the same 1.6 seconds he put into his wedding night.
Note the amusing-only-to-teabaggers riff on Revere&#039;s warning: &quot;The liberals are coming! The liberals are coming!&quot; He also touts the &quot;unique American experience&quot; of signing an endorsement contract, which reminded him of &quot;the blessings bestowed upon our country by our Founders and the Constitution.&quot; <i>Et cetera, ad nauseam.</i>
Doh! Btw...doesn&#039;t King George - Inbred and Porphyritic kind of roll off the tongue like Sarah -Plain and Tall?
They wanted to make sure you got the &quot;Two&quot; idea by creating a logo with two horses&#039; asses.
Boss BlunderRush: I looked at your TeaBagging website. Isn&#039;t it illegal to use the American flag in an advertisement?
Or can we settle for just in extremely poor taste?
If you&#039;re offended, you can now sue him in Tennessee.
Those are prairie schooners.
I hope Elton wore this: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lilZb_9MMHQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
(Best 5 minutes you&#039;ll spend this week.)
WIN.
&quot;So here is Real America&rsquo;s disgusting new Rush Limbaugh iced tea product, &#039;Two If By Tea,&#039; a clever name that took the same -1.6 seconds of thought that Rush puts into all his words.&quot;
And, apparently, the same 1.6 seconds he put into his wedding night.
King George III - Inbred and porphyritic <br /><br />---
Do count me in when everyone gathers at ye olde harbour to dump this crap over the side.
Lookin at that logo - do you know who else was a short-fingered vulgarian?
Very good, Grasshopper. Now, when you can snatch this non-biodegradable bottle from my hand it will be time for you to leave.
Okay, I have a <i>Venti</i> Shut The Fuck Up. Would you like that Hot or Iced?
So you&#039;ve tasted it already!
Her Griftiness is unlikely to endorse -- Rush is sticking with the lamestream media version (aka the actual facts) of Revere&#039;s ride: <a href="http:\/\/www.twoifbytea.com\/about.php" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.twoifbytea.com/about.php">http://www.twoifbytea.com/a...
Note the amusing-only-to-teabaggers riff on Revere&#039;s warning: &quot;The liberals are coming! The liberals are coming!&quot; He also touts the &quot;unique American experience&quot; of signing an endorsement contract, which reminded him of &quot;the blessings bestowed upon our country by our Founders and the Constitution.&quot; <i>Et cetera, ad nauseam.</i>
I now know it&#039;s possible to vomit and laugh at the same time.