Tell us about the lesbians and their moo cows, Rush. America, you have offended Rush Limbaugh. One week ago, we informed you that Rush had uncovered a massive conspiracy being overseen by the Obama administration, probably with the assistance of the Illuminati and Beyoncé. You see, the president is visiting our best and brightest lesbians in the dead of night, and throwing money at their faces until they hit "pause" on whatever episode of "The L Word" they're watching, and agree to immediately move to the country, purchase some seeds and some livestock, and become covert lesbian farmers. Obama is of course doing this because he hates America, and he knows that lesbians with names like Bev and Carol are the perfect undercover agents to achieve his dream of eliminating conservatives in the heartland, and replacing them with millions more Bevs and Carols.
Though it seems the clever bit of this conspiracy Rush missed is the USDA met with LGBT people already living there and possibly farming already, so .... probably not the most scary conspiracy ever. :)
"no instruction in ideology"
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Nope, we know exactly what kind of lunatic you are. And what kind of dumbass too.
Though it seems the clever bit of this conspiracy Rush missed is the USDA met with LGBT people already living there and possibly farming already, so .... probably not the most scary conspiracy ever. :)
Turn Trump Tower into a lesbian farm?
This moderate-left leaning almost-small-m millennial laughs at Limbaugh's house-of-cards social constructs
Should we still call you Shirley?
Head and Shoulders or that lesbian Vidal Sassoon?
or casinos like Trump?
Scissoring in a silo to lay claim to a farm? Jesus, Evan, like you've ever laid claim to a farm.
The only claim a court will recognize is 69 in the hayloft. With pics, of course.
Speaking of uneducated. Rush thinks all millenials see about conservatism is bashing. What? He thinks they all hang out at Wonkette?
How is that possible? Has everything the internet has told me about my penis a lie?
so long as your long sourcing paradigms meet with your own peripheral ethos
They somehow manage to meet somewhere in the middle. Like a scissor, somewhat.
Is the lead and mercury poisoning causing all conservatives to have simultaneous meltdowns? Crom this is getting weird.
My head hurts from all the gibberish. Who LISTENS to this jibberjabber? And why? I can't even figure out what their problem is with this one.