You remember how Russell Crowe was all sad panda that the Pope didn't want to meet him and cuddle together in a movie theater to watch Crowe's new Bible-banging/bashing (depending on whom you ask) epic, Noah? And then he had a meeting but it got cancelled?
Great. Now everyone from Sarah Palin to Alex Jones to Gwyneth Paltrow will be wanting to bend the Pope's ear.
What's the big deal? They already found the real one...
Somebody rained on his parade?
Ouch.