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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

might as well hit Cincinnati too, take em out before the all star break just to be on the safe side...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So what branch of the military is it that does sexy time to the enemy? I mean, where do I enlist?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

didn't stop Bob Hoskins. you know he hit that when Roger wasn't looking...

Shypixel's avatar

Funny story: That movie came out the summer before I started high school. In the movie, their HS team is the Wolverines, and their colors are blue and gold. My HS team was also the Wolverines, and our colors were also blue and gold.

OK, so that wasn't a funny story. And it wasn't really a story. But there it is.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she can have my $5 footlong

(eat your heart out, Jared)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I love that one feature "other operatives you may know"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Heh, I'm just happy it doesn't cost me five dollars

Shypixel's avatar

The Cold War RULED!

These Pussy terrorists don't even have tanks.

Shypixel's avatar

Better dead than red.

Logic!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That was a pretty crappy cellphone he was carrying . . . the damned sequester is hitting <i>everybody.</i>

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

So, aren't we also supposed to have romantic interludes in walking down empty streets in East Berlin at 2 in the morning, watching for the Vopos (VolksPolizei), smoking an East German cigarette before walking through together to Checkpoint Charlie using forged documents? Good times. And where is Karla?

Shypixel's avatar

A Glory Comment Box?