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duck and cover!!1!

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might as well hit Cincinnati too, take em out before the all star break just to be on the safe side...

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So what branch of the military is it that does sexy time to the enemy? I mean, where do I enlist?

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didn't stop Bob Hoskins. you know he hit that when Roger wasn't looking...

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Funny story: That movie came out the summer before I started high school. In the movie, their HS team is the Wolverines, and their colors are blue and gold. My HS team was also the Wolverines, and our colors were also blue and gold.

OK, so that wasn't a funny story. And it wasn't really a story. But there it is.

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she can have my $5 footlong

(eat your heart out, Jared)

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I love that one feature "other operatives you may know"

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Heh, I'm just happy it doesn't cost me five dollars

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The Cold War RULED!

These Pussy terrorists don't even have tanks.

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Better dead than red.

Logic!

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That was a pretty crappy cellphone he was carrying . . . the damned sequester is hitting <i>everybody.</i>

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So, aren't we also supposed to have romantic interludes in walking down empty streets in East Berlin at 2 in the morning, watching for the Vopos (VolksPolizei), smoking an East German cigarette before walking through together to Checkpoint Charlie using forged documents? Good times. And where is Karla?

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A Glory Comment Box?

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