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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sorry, Snowden stole my secret recipe for chocolate mousse (past. the secret is chocolate, don't tell anyone)

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Irrelevant -- this is the *Winter* Olympics, so snow and ice sports.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Isn't he a Summer Olympics athlete?

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Oh this will work real well when Mr.Put in recieves the thank you dildo from Snowden

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fuflans's avatar

gerard depardieu would eat him alive.

literally. have you SEEN the size of that guy?

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fuflans's avatar

ken AND pareene had some pretty sweet postings back in the day as well (i remember one about DoD not having email accounts that still cracks me up).

that being said, i'm hearing as many varied opinions about snowden on the left as on the right.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"Everyone on the left supports Snowden except Wonkette"

says who?

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bobbert's avatar

Yesterday, I think.

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jqheywood's avatar

And they lived right down the street from my office. Philby's house was at 4000 Nebraska Ave, NW, and Burgess lived in the basement.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Boris & Natasha?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

"gay athletes and tourists will be subject to arrest at the 2014 Winter Olympics."

Poor Tyson Gay ... first he fails the drug tests, and now this ....

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PubOption's avatar

Or possibly pick their brains.

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Shypixel's avatar

So...

Following the law about not divulging US secrets while a "guest" of an oppressive and authoritarian regime: Yes.

Following the law about not divulging US secrets while living in the US, contracted by the US to help keep its secrets: No.

Does this kid make his decisions with a Ouija Board?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I use Magic 8 ball. That's how I decided not to buy Apple stock when the first iPod came out. Thanks a lot shattered remains of my Magic 8 ball.

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Shypixel's avatar

I take it that couples and mens ice skating has been cancelled?

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PubOption's avatar

Trotsky emigrated, does he count?

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