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Roman. Otherwise, Putin might assume it's the work of Ukrainian separatists.

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I amp undecided.

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Or I am pundecided.

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"the cloud" can evaporate* . . . i've got backup for everything i care about local . . . my laptop has an in-car 12V charger . . . and the backup drive is USB powered.

* it's what clouds do!

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Banff is gorgeous, besides.

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What Enron started, Putin wants to finish?

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you want to be in a 4-way with møøse and squirrel?

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And it upvotes itself, for the derp quintet.

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It likes to pretend it has friends

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Probably are. They're just too stupid to notice.See: Election 2016

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more like BrownTrow Flow

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Who did Donnie appoint as Treasury secretary again? Idiot?

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Natural News?!?

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Wait. You mean decent security requires some minimal effort? Pshaw. That's an affront to my entitlement!

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. . . or opening e-mail attachments promising bigger dicks and boobs!

[ . . . or princely Nigerian sums ]

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The Bourne Redundancy.

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