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chortlingdingo's avatar

He should have known that Donnie doesn't read.

sarafina's avatar

Wasn't the monarchy treating the people like shit, also too?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Gelsemium has a tendency to contaminate tea. Specifically, the tea of dissidents.

dansezlajavanaise's avatar

gun education, by the lefty redneck beau of the fifth column.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

BrianW's avatar

It's easy, really. "EVERYTING FITS INTO MOTHA RUSSIA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Malcolm Campbell's avatar

I hope the Russian people win this fight. But I also think Putin will never let go of power unless the blood slickens and loosens his grip.

Zannah Merrill's avatar

Next thing you know he'll be a misogynist and even have a history of domestic violence!

phoenix00's avatar

Trump doesn't have an entire country's governmental, media, and intelligence services under his personal control. Yet.

And even if he did, he wouldn't know what to do with them.

Zyxomma's avatar

Surrounding Alexei with the light of healing, and the people of Moscow, also too.

Zyxomma's avatar

Vampire libelz!!1!!!!!11!!!!

Dianna Deem's avatar

I really like her Star Trek books myself

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Trump is aching, itching to do this.

Fortunately, the full power of the United States Senate under Moscow Mitch McConnell stands in his...

Oh, wait.