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I'm going with fake news. The pee tape is as real as the Comey tape. There's no there there, and Trump believes it because it happened and can't afford to believe it's not taped. The whole thing is riddle, wrapped in mystery, wrapped in enigma.

I haz a disappoint.

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"Look behind the couch and you'll find your cat recovering from a domestic accident." - St. George

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there were four of us in a kitchen in Joplin. literally so high we didn't want to get up out of our chairs as that would take too much energy.one of their cats gets up onto the kitchen table easily enough, but the jump from the table to the counter was short.it landed just close enough to bop it's nose. and then acted like nothing had happened.

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There's a cat the lives in the building of a local newspaper where my brother works. Twice in my lifetime I've seen this big, gorgeous Maine Coon take a fall. Once, he was sitting on a wall divider and jumped to a table some distance away, but being a cat, didn't realize how slick it was. It was half-comical/half-frightening to see him try to stop his momentum from slipping off the table.

The second time, my brother had to make a copy of something and copied the wrong page. The cat was on another table. My brother crumpled the mistaken copy and threw it across the table, not knowing the cat was there. The cat chased the was of paper, but soon ran out of table. Same comic/frightening view of him trying to skid to a stop.

And in both cases, he seemed to give the same attitude Carlin described: "I meant that, I meant that. ... I meant to do that."

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Thank you, I bow to your superior knowledge. As I was typing it I was thinking, this actually doesn't make sense.

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It's a mommy thing. And like a rapist, or a control freak/domestic violence/emotional abuser, it's all about power.Trump despises opinionated and powerful women (Hillary, Liz Warren, Megyn Kelly, and now Mika). They scare him and so do their bloody 'whatevers' and/or bodily functions. They freak him out. Especially if they are over the age of 40.But women that he can control, like paid Russian hookers (or even worse, teenage beauty pageant contestants), are an entirely different situation. He can be in charge and have the upper [little] hand. These are women who can't fight back. And they're young.IMO

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You mean Walnuts the "Maverick?"*eyeroll*

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tRump supporters, the poor dears, don't know the Declaration of Independence from their own asses. Can they really be expected to know what any issue might be?

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No. Natasha Fatale.

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Sarah Palin? Oh, this isn't a quiz?

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So they put all their Fabergé eggs in one blown gasket?

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What is "C". President Obama couldn't get away with 1/100th of the foolishness Trump does every day.

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And the lack of spelling errors. That's a huge tell. Believe me!

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Good for you!!

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Where I live you can't walk 1/2 a block to grab a free range vegan bubble tea without tripping over a protest and spilling your bubble tea. Why does everyone hate freedom?

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