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Ikimizi's avatar

I'll confess that I did. One of the most popular shoes worn was pink and baby blue- and it took me forever to figure out whether they were both half-pink and half-blue, or if they were two different colored shoes.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I looked up "Russian priest vestments" on the internets. If this comrade padre is against wearing primary colors he must be running around naked.

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artem1s's avatar

dammit, you got there first! I knew there was an Oz joke in there somewhere!

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

I have been daydreaming a lot about soccer players at work recently. I thought it was just the excitement of the World Cup, but now I wonder...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Therefore I am glad that the Russian players have failed and, by the grace of God, no longer participate in this homosexual abomination."</i>

That's kind of an all purpose excuse for all bad things. Tornadoes, losing elections, bad haircuts....

"I am glad my car won't start and, by the grace of God, no longer participate in this homosexual abomination."

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Yowsa! In the interest of equality, I humbly suggest Wonkette/HNTP match sideboob coverage with more pix of soccer-dude abs.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The all Russian architects must have had the gay, since they have the most candy colored fairy tale unicorn looking buildings in the world. Especially the churches. <a href="http://www.saint-petersburg..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.saint-petersburg.com/images/churches/c...">http://www.saint-petersburg...

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Mahousu's avatar

Ah, so you've got a Miata (aka MX-5), too.

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jqheywood's avatar

So did Christ, actually...

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I would love to know his opinion on these <a href="http:\/\/www.pageqsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Dwyane-Wade-Shoes-Rainbow-Puke.jpg" target="_blank">SHOES!</a>

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Straight men go shirtless and wear Timberland boots. I guess? <a href="http://paulmatthewswrites.f..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://paulmatthewswrites.files.wordpress.com/201...">http://paulmatthewswrites.f...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Faux and Fiends</i> signs Father Shumsky to a contract in 3, 2, 1...

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PubOption's avatar

Lev Davidovich Bronstein?

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