Everyone was glued to C-SPAN this past week for the riveting wall-to-wall coverage of old (mostly white) people quibbling back and forth for hours. So while Jeff Sessions tried not to sound like a lifelong racist, and Rex Tillerson dodged questions about exploiting every country on the planet for money, Yr Wonket diligently churned out 'splainerings until we collapsed into pools of (ALLEGED) hooker pee. But while C-SPAN's coverage of House and Senate proceedings was reminding us all how genuinely boring U.S. politics tends to be, something strange happened.
I'm gonna call bullshit on all this. a network, even one as underfunded and amateurish as the span doesn't switch to RT for 2 minutes without anyone noticing, and a place like that isn't something that can be run from offsite. this wasn't russia fucking with us. this was somebody's last day at work and they decided to go out with a hilarious prank.
heard all of my life that if they gave every chinese citizen a stick for the invasion, we would run out of bullets before they run out of chinese with sticks.
or ELSE!
Mine as well. He was adorably goofy
The question is not, are we being paranoid.The question is, are we paranoid ENOUGH?
Everybody blame Russia. Ve zusspect dees vas done by moose unt skvirrel. Prove wrong.
To be fair, that is precisely the amount of integrity I would expect in an answer from RT
Trump looks like he wet 'em
Yeah, but it's a little disconcerting that they're not even trying to fake it.
They Stuka Horses, Don't They?
I'm gonna call bullshit on all this. a network, even one as underfunded and amateurish as the span doesn't switch to RT for 2 minutes without anyone noticing, and a place like that isn't something that can be run from offsite. this wasn't russia fucking with us. this was somebody's last day at work and they decided to go out with a hilarious prank.
But Murica best, UK OK and everybody else bad! Don't make me think, dammit!
And my favorite part of Sleepless in Seattle.
heard all of my life that if they gave every chinese citizen a stick for the invasion, we would run out of bullets before they run out of chinese with sticks.
hoo boy, zombie reagan is gonna be so pissed when he digs hisself up.
bodacious tatars? . . . or the kind you get rid of with regular brushing?
fuck if i didn't own a pair of that exact shoe.
Keep journalizing youse guys! (Seriously)