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Ser Korz 123's avatar

No! Black Russian anarchists; OR Maybe the Greens.

Ser Korz 123's avatar

Just fiction, do not get excited.

Ser Korz 123's avatar

Stop eating shit; & your breath will not smell as shit.

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Lizernst's avatar

Do Russians poop brown?

Courser's avatar

I find it strange and not a little bit concerning that apparently pooping on someone's rug in anger is a thing. It happens in contentious domestic situations quite a bit. Talk about primal, man. Fucking marking territory - The human race is devolving.

Courser's avatar

Maybe he pooped on the carpet and then realized he had the wrong apartment and replaced yours?

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Better have carpet cleaners on speed-dial.

Ill-Advised's avatar

I regret that I have but one upfist to give to this comment.

Courser's avatar

Ugh. Here in Denver, most of the local moving companies are Russians. They're real nice until you actually want your shit delivered. Oh, you want your stuff? That'll be another $300. Yikes.

Ill-Advised's avatar

If you stand on the ceiling, and squint straight up, you'll get the right perspective on Republicans in heaven.

Courser's avatar

I think that'd be funny, actually.

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Then they'd be pissing on the carpets. Much harder to get out.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Apparently it's an old tactic. Along with a little recreational canabalism and leaving the "remains" on the hearth where the rest of the clan can find it, and whoosh, you have just expanded your territory by creeping the other tribe right the fuck out of town.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

This is the country that gave the world Pushkin, Gogol, Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Yevtushenko, Tchaikovsky, Mussorgsky, Shostakovich, Prokofiev, Rostopovich, Oistrakh, etc, etc. Why the ever-loving fuck do they have to comport themselves like drunken frat boys?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Leave a roll of toilet paper and a litter box in the living room when they go out. That sort of thing.