This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps International relations took a gross turn this week: the Washington Post's Josh Rogin reports on a Russian campaign of harassment and intimidation against American diplomats in Moscow and eastern Europe. There's some pretty scary shit going on, from the truly frightening -- Russian intelligence agents very obviously shadowing diplomats' children -- to the bizarrely dickish -- diplomats saying their houses have been broken into and the furniture rearranged. And pooping on the carpet, which tied the whole room together, man:
I find it strange and not a little bit concerning that apparently pooping on someone's rug in anger is a thing. It happens in contentious domestic situations quite a bit. Talk about primal, man. Fucking marking territory - The human race is devolving.
Ugh. Here in Denver, most of the local moving companies are Russians. They're real nice until you actually want your shit delivered. Oh, you want your stuff? That'll be another $300. Yikes.
Apparently it's an old tactic. Along with a little recreational canabalism and leaving the "remains" on the hearth where the rest of the clan can find it, and whoosh, you have just expanded your territory by creeping the other tribe right the fuck out of town.
This is the country that gave the world Pushkin, Gogol, Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Yevtushenko, Tchaikovsky, Mussorgsky, Shostakovich, Prokofiev, Rostopovich, Oistrakh, etc, etc. Why the ever-loving fuck do they have to comport themselves like drunken frat boys?
No! Black Russian anarchists; OR Maybe the Greens.
Just fiction, do not get excited.
Stop eating shit; & your breath will not smell as shit.
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
Do Russians poop brown?
I find it strange and not a little bit concerning that apparently pooping on someone's rug in anger is a thing. It happens in contentious domestic situations quite a bit. Talk about primal, man. Fucking marking territory - The human race is devolving.
Maybe he pooped on the carpet and then realized he had the wrong apartment and replaced yours?
Better have carpet cleaners on speed-dial.
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Ugh. Here in Denver, most of the local moving companies are Russians. They're real nice until you actually want your shit delivered. Oh, you want your stuff? That'll be another $300. Yikes.
If you stand on the ceiling, and squint straight up, you'll get the right perspective on Republicans in heaven.
I think that'd be funny, actually.
Then they'd be pissing on the carpets. Much harder to get out.
Apparently it's an old tactic. Along with a little recreational canabalism and leaving the "remains" on the hearth where the rest of the clan can find it, and whoosh, you have just expanded your territory by creeping the other tribe right the fuck out of town.
This is the country that gave the world Pushkin, Gogol, Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Yevtushenko, Tchaikovsky, Mussorgsky, Shostakovich, Prokofiev, Rostopovich, Oistrakh, etc, etc. Why the ever-loving fuck do they have to comport themselves like drunken frat boys?
Leave a roll of toilet paper and a litter box in the living room when they go out. That sort of thing.