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Lefty Mark's avatar

And they recognized Phillip and Elizabeth, despite their disguises.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

"White House security people insist that the holes in the White House system have all been patched"Finally. It's about time they upgraded to Windows NT 3.5.

Nounverb911's avatar

Did the Russkies also hack into Palin's PC to see which parts of Russia she can see from her porch?

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The GOP is on its ass, they need to hire some Russians to break into Hitlary's mail server.

LesBontemps's avatar

But can they see our dick pix?

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Those are readily available through google images. Just use search terms like Representative Tom Cotton, or Senator Ted Cruz. All of their pictures are dic pics.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

But god only knows what the Russians may have found out about details of lunch menus and other sensitive information.

Such as Sasha and Malia's homework assignments. And mash notes.

"That Jeffrey is so hawt! He makes Rand Paul look like Rand Paul!"

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Hey, Shy, man, if you can take a break from making baby talk at the boss' stomach, you'd better check security on the Wonkette servers. We don't want the godless hordes stealing cocktail recipes, now, do we?

schmannity's avatar

Eric Snowden's Solitaire scores were the initial lead.

ValiumNation's avatar

Good thing they keep the important stuff on the secure computers. One wonders which ones those would be and why the WH would even have un secure systems, at all?

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Need serious magnification for that one

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'Ha ha, look, Ivan! Sasha only get B minus on Civics quiz!'

Gristle McThornbody's avatar

Have you guys ever sat and watched this site for a minute or two? It's mesmerizing.

http://map.ipviking.com/

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So do they know which Executive Cabinet member is "Moose" and who is "Squirrel"?