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And they recognized Phillip and Elizabeth, despite their disguises.

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"White House security people insist that the holes in the White House system have all been patched"Finally. It's about time they upgraded to Windows NT 3.5.

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Did the Russkies also hack into Palin's PC to see which parts of Russia she can see from her porch?

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The GOP is on its ass, they need to hire some Russians to break into Hitlary's mail server.

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But can they see our dick pix?

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Those are readily available through google images. Just use search terms like Representative Tom Cotton, or Senator Ted Cruz. All of their pictures are dic pics.

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But god only knows what the Russians may have found out about details of lunch menus and other sensitive information.

Such as Sasha and Malia's homework assignments. And mash notes.

"That Jeffrey is so hawt! He makes Rand Paul look like Rand Paul!"

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Only Cheney's.

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Hey, Shy, man, if you can take a break from making baby talk at the boss' stomach, you'd better check security on the Wonkette servers. We don't want the godless hordes stealing cocktail recipes, now, do we?

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Eric Snowden's Solitaire scores were the initial lead.

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Good thing they keep the important stuff on the secure computers. One wonders which ones those would be and why the WH would even have un secure systems, at all?

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Need serious magnification for that one

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'Ha ha, look, Ivan! Sasha only get B minus on Civics quiz!'

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Have you guys ever sat and watched this site for a minute or two? It's mesmerizing.

http://map.ipviking.com/

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So do they know which Executive Cabinet member is "Moose" and who is "Squirrel"?

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