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Can the adjustments to Roy Moore (who is continue to bellow about how he will defy any court who tells him what to do) be done using a nine-pound sledge (of votes, obs)?

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I call bullshit. How can he have a coronary without a heart?

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Ruth can gay marry me anytime.

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Certainly Led Zeppelin IV is always a good call!

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I dunno. I wouldn't be surprised if this particular SCROTUS (the Big Five) hold that only Gay Corporations can get married.

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China has got the gay marriage fever. <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/les..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lesterfeder/chinas-larges...">http://www.buzzfeed.com/les...

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I dunno. . . I think an entire book of fucknuttery from those assholes would cause me to do violence to my walls with my hands and possibly my feet, or to headdesk myself into a coma.

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Actually, I'm looking forward to the howling rage monkeys' outrage over this. It'll be a nice change from the legitimate rage of the sensible among us over Citizens United.

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