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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Can the adjustments to Roy Moore (who is continue to bellow about how he will defy any court who tells him what to do) be done using a nine-pound sledge (of votes, obs)?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I call bullshit. How can he have a coronary without a heart?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ruth can gay marry me anytime.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Certainly Led Zeppelin IV is always a good call!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I dunno. I wouldn't be surprised if this particular SCROTUS (the Big Five) hold that only Gay Corporations can get married.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

China has got the gay marriage fever. <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/les..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lesterfeder/chinas-larges...">http://www.buzzfeed.com/les...

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I dunno. . . I think an entire book of fucknuttery from those assholes would cause me to do violence to my walls with my hands and possibly my feet, or to headdesk myself into a coma.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Actually, I'm looking forward to the howling rage monkeys' outrage over this. It'll be a nice change from the legitimate rage of the sensible among us over Citizens United.

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