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Ruth Bader Ginsburg: The Jewish Mother Sam Alito Never Had

"Here, you've still got some of Schumer's spittle on you..."
Shortly after Samuel Alito was nominated to the Supreme Court, many observers pointed out his total lack of style. But we didn't know things would get this bad: that someday he'd be getting fashion and grooming pointers from Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Justice Ginsburg looks this close to spitting in a kleenex and wiping his face. The ambiguously straight Chief Justice Roberts looks on, amused: "This Alito guy is so straight, it hurts."