Hello, have you all spent this weekend getting used to a world in which a Romney/Ryan presidency is an actual possibility? Well, given that you’ve probably gotten used to a world in which Romney not paying taxes is an actual possibility, we’d say you’ve made some serious progress! See, under the Paul Ryan plan, Mitt Romney’s tax rate would IN THEORY be 10%, but in PRACTICE it would be somewhere between 0 and 1%. Now before you get pissy about that, just stop and think of all the jobs Romney would be able to create if he paid a .82% tax rate instead of 13.9%! Oh, how the wealth would trickle down! Car elevators and dancing horses for everyone!
It certainly would simplify the tax code. "If line 49 is over $1,000,000, congratulations! Rip up this form and ask your butler for a martini."
Guess I got out long enough ago not to remember that. Still remember <a href="http:\/\/www.hazmatfc.com\/hazmatResources\/HazmatHistory\/Documents\/HAZMAT%20HISTORY_MIAMISBURG.pdf" target="_blank">this</a>, though. &quot;Happy&quot; grade school memories!
Anyone <strike>reading</strike> <u>saying</u> that should seek psychoactive medicinal treatment immediately. Don&#039;t wait until it festers.
Inward migration of other nations&#039; best and brightest is precisely how the Union came to be the most prosperous nation on earth. As it was, so shall it be.
Maybe we&#039;ll get <em>really</em> lucky and the dumbfucks from up here will pass you by in the other direction.
<blockquote> I know how to make [rutabagas] more palatable than the GOP platform. </blockquote>
I could list a hundred ways, starting with &quot;marinate them in battery acid&quot;. Perhaps most simply, &quot;pull them out of the ground and put them, unwashed, on a plate&quot; also clears that bar with ease.
In my dreams, the debates are going to be an epic callout of Mitt&#039;s lies. In my dreams, Obama&#039;s response to everything Mitt says will be that you can&#039;t believe a word this liar says.
Mitt hasn&#039;t figured out that the 99% is 99% of the electorate. Math is hard.
It certainly would simplify the tax code. &quot;If line 49 is over $1,000,000, congratulations! Rip up this form and ask your butler for a martini.&quot;
Hence the (OH), but yes, Miami U (OH) would I suppose be a more correct designation.
Guess I got out long enough ago not to remember that. Still remember <a href="http:\/\/www.hazmatfc.com\/hazmatResources\/HazmatHistory\/Documents\/HAZMAT%20HISTORY_MIAMISBURG.pdf" target="_blank">this</a>, though. &quot;Happy&quot; grade school memories!
There will be no taxes, hence no tax fraud, on AGI&#039;s over a million dollars. Fucking over the 99% is now officially the GOP platform.
Your odds of success will better than those of the working class, if these fuckwads are elected.
On the downside, concealed carry is really awkward.
Anyone <strike>reading</strike> <u>saying</u> that should seek psychoactive medicinal treatment immediately. Don&#039;t wait until it festers.
FIFY
Not a problem, since concealing them would defeat the point somewhat, no?
Inward migration of other nations&#039; best and brightest is precisely how the Union came to be the most prosperous nation on earth. As it was, so shall it be.
Maybe we&#039;ll get <em>really</em> lucky and the dumbfucks from up here will pass you by in the other direction.
I think they&#039;d probably prefer cash considerations or a player to be named later.
<blockquote> I know how to make [rutabagas] more palatable than the GOP platform. </blockquote>
I could list a hundred ways, starting with &quot;marinate them in battery acid&quot;. Perhaps most simply, &quot;pull them out of the ground and put them, unwashed, on a plate&quot; also clears that bar with ease.
Also, perfectly elastic, unbreakable and infinitely stiff
Silly me, I forgot the fourth assumption:
4. All economic actors have perfect access to all capital markets
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
In my dreams, the debates are going to be an epic callout of Mitt&#039;s lies. In my dreams, Obama&#039;s response to everything Mitt says will be that you can&#039;t believe a word this liar says.
Speaking of Ryan&#039;s economics degree... Wow, U Miami (OH) does teaching alongside its hoops and football programs? Who knew?
Fucking freshwater &quot;economics&quot;. Grr!
His climate denialism when there&#039;s snow on the ground is profoundly stupid, so you might well be right there.