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yes using a Sharpie.

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My first comment was about being in the Junior Ranger program when I was a young Horrible...and here's something else I just remembered...I did my Junior Ranger stuff at Sequoia and Yosemite.

One of the first things we learned? How to not be a snivelling cowardly little shit in the presence of bears. Clearly not a lesson Zinke ever learned.

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Their downfall is not cutting him in on the grift...

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Trump is demonstrating to everyone what an administration made up of Ferengi would be like.

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Oil-pump, gas station cowb--well, I was going to say "cowboy," but that would have been an insult to cowboys, and his horse.

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*sigh*, and it's only Monday. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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but they can't also be sluts who put out too much. it's a fine line to walk for yr average cultural marxist feminist these days.

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Beach Week!

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I do like the expression on the bear's face (not that I want bears to be shot 'n' stuffed)...it reminds me of when our dog would do "silly head". She'd make that same "yowza!" face.

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The Ferengi wouldn't work so hard at killing off their customers. Bad for repeat business.

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Zinke is hinky.

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Sketchy, self-serving land deals? Zinkies!

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How else will they keep track of 'em when they go in the boxcars?

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You are due for a good year. Trump on the other hand........

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Yeah, but that Grijalva, he's just a drunk. Probably a Wonker too. Something something Venn diagram something.

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