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Bebecca's avatar

yes using a Sharpie.

Horrible Pourable's avatar

My first comment was about being in the Junior Ranger program when I was a young Horrible...and here's something else I just remembered...I did my Junior Ranger stuff at Sequoia and Yosemite.

One of the first things we learned? How to not be a snivelling cowardly little shit in the presence of bears. Clearly not a lesson Zinke ever learned.

Norbrook's avatar

Their downfall is not cutting him in on the grift...

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Trump is demonstrating to everyone what an administration made up of Ferengi would be like.

unclejeems's avatar

Oil-pump, gas station cowb--well, I was going to say "cowboy," but that would have been an insult to cowboys, and his horse.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

but they can't also be sluts who put out too much. it's a fine line to walk for yr average cultural marxist feminist these days.

MorganHW's avatar

I do like the expression on the bear's face (not that I want bears to be shot 'n' stuffed)...it reminds me of when our dog would do "silly head". She'd make that same "yowza!" face.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The Ferengi wouldn't work so hard at killing off their customers. Bad for repeat business.

marxalot's avatar

Sketchy, self-serving land deals? Zinkies!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

How else will they keep track of 'em when they go in the boxcars?

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

You are due for a good year. Trump on the other hand........

puredog's avatar

Yeah, but that Grijalva, he's just a drunk. Probably a Wonker too. Something something Venn diagram something.