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i'd add a fiver, but no one here will take that bet. too many of us use our head as more than a place to keep our hair.

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i've been saying this on the youtube fer a while. we meed a sarcasm emoji or something.

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I say we drill for oil in everyone of their fucking skulls

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Apparently penis-shaped states are exempt.

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A religious nut, I think.

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Heck, non-Euclidean geometry.

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To say nothing of the Colombian pot.

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He should have asked Jesus if he knew how to drive.

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This explanation should go over well in the other coastal Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana and especially Texas. I'm not mentioning California because, well, they are a blue state, after all.

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I dunno. Here in Alabama we actually rely on oil spill settlements to plug recurring budget holes. We're probably cool with it.

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SCIENCE!

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The name of my new Dr. Seuss tribute band...

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SCIENCE!

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Since you ask, no, I've never felt suicidal...

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Proof? Just open a can of tuna in an "empty" room.

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Cats are partially constructed of velcro. Not many people know that...

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