Coming to a coastline near YOU (unless you're in Florida with all that geology)
i'd add a fiver, but no one here will take that bet. too many of us use our head as more than a place to keep our hair.
i've been saying this on the youtube fer a while. we meed a sarcasm emoji or something.
I say we drill for oil in everyone of their fucking skulls
Apparently penis-shaped states are exempt.
A religious nut, I think.
Heck, non-Euclidean geometry.
To say nothing of the Colombian pot.
He should have asked Jesus if he knew how to drive.
This explanation should go over well in the other coastal Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana and especially Texas. I'm not mentioning California because, well, they are a blue state, after all.
I dunno. Here in Alabama we actually rely on oil spill settlements to plug recurring budget holes. We're probably cool with it.
SCIENCE!
The name of my new Dr. Seuss tribute band...
Since you ask, no, I've never felt suicidal...
Proof? Just open a can of tuna in an "empty" room.
Cats are partially constructed of velcro. Not many people know that...
i'd add a fiver, but no one here will take that bet. too many of us use our head as more than a place to keep our hair.
i've been saying this on the youtube fer a while. we meed a sarcasm emoji or something.
I say we drill for oil in everyone of their fucking skulls
Apparently penis-shaped states are exempt.
A religious nut, I think.
Heck, non-Euclidean geometry.
To say nothing of the Colombian pot.
He should have asked Jesus if he knew how to drive.
This explanation should go over well in the other coastal Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana and especially Texas. I'm not mentioning California because, well, they are a blue state, after all.
I dunno. Here in Alabama we actually rely on oil spill settlements to plug recurring budget holes. We're probably cool with it.
SCIENCE!
The name of my new Dr. Seuss tribute band...
SCIENCE!
Since you ask, no, I've never felt suicidal...
Proof? Just open a can of tuna in an "empty" room.
Cats are partially constructed of velcro. Not many people know that...