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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Or as Charlie Pierce refers to her, The Girl With The Faraway Eyes..

Invisible Bunyip's avatar

At least it would stay off of Twitter.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Instead Zinke wears high heels, suspenders and a bra.

Parakeetist's avatar

Why doesn't tRump change the name of every cabinet post to Embezzlement? Or Incompetence?

GaseousAnomaly's avatar

It's even worse, it's Incompetent Embezzlement. That's why they keep getting caught.

The Librarian's avatar

Of course it was no accident. I can't tell you how many times I've checked my budget to find some joker dropped something in there that was not related to anything I do. It's an act of desperation and a shit load of chutzpah.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

well, we have conclusive proof whereas before we had just evidence

Zyxomma's avatar

Do you think he billed them for cigars/cigarettes and lighters, too? With this maladministration, I'd not be at all surprised.

Jeff's avatar

Heckuva job, Zinke. Ugh :-(

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And booze hookers and blackjack.h/t to Bender

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That was a Rolling Stones song in the 70's, a mock country song about a drugged out hooker Mick was going to meet. It was hilarious. It had such gems as "I had an arrangement to meet a girl and I was kind of late. And I figured... she'd be off with the nearest truck-driver she could find."

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Maybe more so, Many people get off drugs.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You are doing well, keep up the good work.