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Scooby's avatar

Wait, Switzerland is going to elect Ted Cruz? You did say free right?

Scooby's avatar

To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majestyTo strut before a wanton ambling nymph;I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion,Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my timeInto this breathing world, scarce half made up,And that so lamely and unfashionableThat dogs bark at me as I halt by them;Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,Have no delight to pass away the time,Unless to spy my shadow in the sunAnd descant on mine own deformity:

going4baroque's avatar

copy that - beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder

Alternative Dog's avatar

If by style you mean the elegant understatement of someone like Snooki, yes.

BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

FWIW, Kasich is the only guy with enough statesmanship in him to be trusted with the nuclear football. Just imagine how much of the planet would be radioactive if another country made a South Park style show lampooning Trump.

Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

wait, applebee's has a salad bar?

Gerald Parks's avatar

You said that right about Social Security. And it wasn't because he didn't try.

Remember Bush stated he had political capitol and was gonna spend it. The Dems stopped it by the skin of their teeth, Thanks Nancy Pelosi!

Gerald Parks's avatar

The GOP/Republican "establishment" has been frantically shoveling the growing pile of horse shit that IS their front runner ...and has been hoping beyond hope that THIS is what they find underneath that gigantic pile!

Oh my GAWD ... they are in deep deep deep ...trouble!!!

Stuart Pace's avatar

Brooks spent eight years explaining the nuanced thought behind W's idiotic cowboy posturing. In six months he'll be doing the same for Trump.

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Brooks is simply incredulous that some people actually believe all that bullshit he wrote.

bobbert's avatar

We've all been stuck in Milpitas at one point in our lives.

bobbert's avatar

Damn. I learn so much on Wonket.

wetcasements's avatar

Just give it six more months and Trump will go away.

Oh wait, that's Friedman's Republican utter bullshit hot-take.

JaaaaaCeeeee's avatar

"He is not pushing for a major tax break for the billionaire class." And he wants to throw millions of people off their health insurance and millions of people out of the country for being brown.