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Shypixel's avatar

Although here is an example of <a href="http:\/\/shypixel.com\/images\/hahaha.jpg" target="_blank">unintended consequences</a>...

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

This sounds like she did some sort of mma move, I am imagining a triangle choke until he was unconscious ( there's no tap outs inattempted rape) . After which I assume she drew dicks all over his body like any respectable sailor would.

Incoming Ham's avatar

THAT is girl POWER. Just plain badass.

Shypixel's avatar

Huh...

I guess their bodies really <strong>do</strong> have a way of shutting that whole thing down...

...with EXTREME PREJUDICE!

Shypixel's avatar

Also: I really love how your laughter breaks the frame and extends several inches off the edge of my screen. Keeps on trucking right behind the Newsmax Ads and breaks free on the other side.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's lucky it was only the knife she broke in half.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Whose laughing at all those Thighmaster ™ commercials now?

Shypixel's avatar

Also too: Having that photo of Rihanna up there kinda seems to work against the whole "I won't be violenced" message...

and makes it hard not to make awful Chris Brown jokes...

Joshua Norton's avatar

Sounds like a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"... locking him between her thighs."</i>

Pretty sure that's what he had in mind from the start.

SullivanSt's avatar

Like taking off your rings before punching someone.

SullivanSt's avatar

If Larry was a bus driver, sure.

SullivanSt's avatar

If they were more rational in their self interest, they'd be clamoring for <em>more</em> women in the military so there'd be fewer certified ass-kickers left back home, because deployments.

Shypixel's avatar

Have we proven the rapist (attempted) is not a bastard?