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Although here is an example of <a href="http:\/\/shypixel.com\/images\/hahaha.jpg" target="_blank">unintended consequences</a>...

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Thigh Mistress.

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This sounds like she did some sort of mma move, I am imagining a triangle choke until he was unconscious ( there's no tap outs inattempted rape) . After which I assume she drew dicks all over his body like any respectable sailor would.

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THAT is girl POWER. Just plain badass.

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USA USA USA

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Huh...

I guess their bodies really <strong>do</strong> have a way of shutting that whole thing down...

...with EXTREME PREJUDICE!

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Also: I really love how your laughter breaks the frame and extends several inches off the edge of my screen. Keeps on trucking right behind the Newsmax Ads and breaks free on the other side.

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He's lucky it was only the knife she broke in half.

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Whose laughing at all those Thighmaster ™ commercials now?

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Also too: Having that photo of Rihanna up there kinda seems to work against the whole "I won't be violenced" message...

and makes it hard not to make awful Chris Brown jokes...

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Sounds like a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode.

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<i>"... locking him between her thighs."</i>

Pretty sure that's what he had in mind from the start.

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Like taking off your rings before punching someone.

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If Larry was a bus driver, sure.

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If they were more rational in their self interest, they'd be clamoring for <em>more</em> women in the military so there'd be fewer certified ass-kickers left back home, because deployments.

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Have we proven the rapist (attempted) is not a bastard?

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