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Would not, could not. The rank stupidity is a stone cold bonerkiller. It's qualitatively different from the daft charm of, say, a Jessica Simpson, which I could easily overlook for quite some time.

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Weirdly, Tommy could pass in some lighting as a "moderate Republican", if we didn't know that the subspecies went extinct 30 years ago.

Ha, JK. He's a fucking dickhead.

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What, a 224 pound CD? How big does the goddamn player have to be?

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Wait until tomorrow, and do a delayed nonliveblog of the rebroadcast.

Or not, I suppose.

Here in Groveland, we can get a little stretchy about excitement.

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That would have eliminated so much snark.*

* A loss I would have relished.

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Shouldn't that be on TBS?

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Look at the tongue position.

Any cheap porno.

(So they tell me).

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Tease.

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She is <strike>extremely smart, articulate, sincere, honest, principled and maintains unshakable core convictions about preserving America’s heritage of constitutionally limited government and the rule of law rather than the rule of men.</strike> to be fucked with a chainsaw of votes.

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Recursive wha?

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Nice, but too late in the thread for proper appreciation.

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The key is majority. Cantor in the minority is a trivial annoyance. The absence of Cantor in a majority Republican House just means we have to adapt to another shithead.

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So, ST is just the upper NW equivalent of a mostly Repub rag (so, somewhere between the SacBee and the LATimes),

but still,

WAHOOO!!!

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Average by volume, maybe, but you know as well as I do that there are some damn good US beers.

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Not unless we also get rid of Steve King.

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HEY! Minnesotans!

I know it's a tough sell, but if you are within reach of her district, please consider knocking on a few doors. If you persuade one out of ten, it could decide the election.

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