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Demodocus's avatar

I get the Flim & Flam reference!

a. diderot's avatar

Can someone explain to me what an Arabic Rosary is? I remember the rosary beads being without writing, and Arabic is a language, not a bead style. I guess one could say the Hail Mary's and Our Father's in Arabic, but that wouldn't be written on the beads. I have distant memories of doing the rosary and it was deeply boring. Actually, I think it would perk it up to have some beautiful Arabic calligraphy laser printed on the beads

Carz's avatar

Thank you for succinctly capturing my exact train of thought when I read the words "Arabic Rosary".

archy's avatar

His act has already been on the road.

His son watched the insurrection on tv with junior, gargoyle, and the boys in real time in the trump 'situation room'.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Saaayyy you know who else claims public property is his to do with as he pleases?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

You have to admit, high end jewelry is a much classier way to accept bribes from the Saudis than just taking sacks of cash (Jared) or hosting their golf tournament at your trash palace in NJ (inmate # P01135809).

archy's avatar

In 1973 an acquaintance of mine stopped importing large quantities of weed from Mexico and started smuggling jewels instead.

His reasoning was if he was caught with a ton of weed, he would be tried as a 'drug smuggler'

but if he were caught running jewels he would be considered something of a rogue gentleman crook.

Also, a small packet of emeralds is easier to conceal than a ton of stinky weed.

He never was caught.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

TBF Jared got 2 billion from the Haus of Saud.....

TakingAmes's avatar

Is he putting us on, or are we putting him on?

Sylvanite's avatar

I enjoy a joke about the world-famous Flim-Flam brothers.

theCryptofishist's avatar

I'm filing "Arabic rosary" in my WTF file next to "Hebrew mass."

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Will he also sell off his torture equipment and manuals on how to use them?

theCryptofishist's avatar

Ron DeSantis might be interested.

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Well, given how his campaign is raising money, I'm sure he has the cash.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Notice how attempted coup perpetrators get treated in Brazil. They don't fuck around, maybe because they've had to suffer under real, genuine, successful coups and know what it's like.

Also, it was a genius touch to make that My Little Pony green. Harps, Ireland, green, get it?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I can't help but wonder how tacky this shit is on a scale from one to PAB Tower penthouse.

Garbageman's avatar

Now that's one cute little green My Little Pony! 🥰

fawkedifiknow's avatar

In a latter day extension of "life imitating art", we have a South American grifter and banana republic strongman imitating a North American tin-pot dictator and democracy defying asshole imitating a South American coup plotter and bankrupt loser. Sweet Jesu, deliver me from this shit storm.

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Apparently I'm one of those 23 readers, because that image is hilarious! Also topical.

theCryptofishist's avatar

I think it must be 23 pairs of readers and this is an elaborate mitosis/meiosis joke.

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

You are likely correct, which I only realized after I commented. For real. Not just saving face (I'll always be first in line to admit I'm a moron)

theCryptofishist's avatar

Oh, I had no idea what that image signified. Obviously a My Little Pony episode I haven't watched. I was just riffing off the whole 46 chromosome thing.

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Well considering it's a pair of grifter twins, why not both?

Blanche de Shambles's avatar

Doesn't he have more Covid to catch? Or, like, a Cassowary to fight or something?