119 Comments
User's avatar
π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So long as she covers up, should be no problem.Oh, and shuts up, too. Which might be a problem for a USAmerkin teenager.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm sure the FBI guy found them an unbelievable deal.Without which, they'd never have gotten past talking about it, but hey, who cares, they're terrists, shaddup.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

This is what happens when mainstream society looks so awful. Imagine how much shit your life would have to be if willingly joining a theocratic totalitarian quasi-state looked like a better option. North Korea must be shitting themselves that they can't attract the young and alienated like the takfiris.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

LOL, prison rape. Banhammer plz?

Newwordorder's avatar

Kissis & Big Claps Of HandsI choked on A Chip Thanks!

Lord-Nash's avatar

They rated it only one star-and-crescent.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I think I am the only one who immediately thought of the theme song to the Beverly Hillbillies when I read these two lines...

handyhippie65's avatar

i.m sorry, i forgot the votes. it wasn't a wish, more of a warning. yea that's the ticket. don't banhammer me, bro!

doktorzoom's avatar

What part of No prison rape jokes don't you get? Not banned, but this comment's gone.

majc's avatar

Unbelievable. Are they developmentally disabled?

majc's avatar

No. There are other places like Tahiti, that would be much more fun.

handyhippie65's avatar

sorry, it won't happen again.

Lefty Mark's avatar

After thoroughly assessing the two ISIL would have probably assigned them roles that made the best use of their skills, and then sent them into crowded public places while wearing bulky vests.