THOSE CRAZY KIDS! KIDS THESE DAYS. These two crazy Mississippi kids, Jaelyn Delshaun Young and Muhammad Oka Dakhlalla, had it all, or so they thought. They were in love, they got married, they had planned to fake a honeymoon but instead go fight with ISIS in Syria,
I'm sure the FBI guy found them an unbelievable deal.Without which, they'd never have gotten past talking about it, but hey, who cares, they're terrists, shaddup.
This is what happens when mainstream society looks so awful. Imagine how much shit your life would have to be if willingly joining a theocratic totalitarian quasi-state looked like a better option. North Korea must be shitting themselves that they can't attract the young and alienated like the takfiris.
After thoroughly assessing the two ISIL would have probably assigned them roles that made the best use of their skills, and then sent them into crowded public places while wearing bulky vests.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of jihad is gone.
So long as she covers up, should be no problem.Oh, and shuts up, too. Which might be a problem for a USAmerkin teenager.
I'm sure the FBI guy found them an unbelievable deal.Without which, they'd never have gotten past talking about it, but hey, who cares, they're terrists, shaddup.
Dang - Allah the good puns are taken.
This is what happens when mainstream society looks so awful. Imagine how much shit your life would have to be if willingly joining a theocratic totalitarian quasi-state looked like a better option. North Korea must be shitting themselves that they can't attract the young and alienated like the takfiris.
LOL, prison rape. Banhammer plz?
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They rated it only one star-and-crescent.
I think I am the only one who immediately thought of the theme song to the Beverly Hillbillies when I read these two lines...
i.m sorry, i forgot the votes. it wasn't a wish, more of a warning. yea that's the ticket. don't banhammer me, bro!
What part of No prison rape jokes don't you get? Not banned, but this comment's gone.
Unbelievable. Are they developmentally disabled?
No. There are other places like Tahiti, that would be much more fun.
sorry, it won't happen again.
After thoroughly assessing the two ISIL would have probably assigned them roles that made the best use of their skills, and then sent them into crowded public places while wearing bulky vests.