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Thomas B.'s avatar

WE. DON'T. WANT. HIM. BACK.

Signed, Missouri

Marycat2021's avatar

Trump loves incompetent fuckwits because he can easily boss them around. No competent regime would be embarrassing itself on a daily basis, which Trump doesn't care about. It's all about the spectacle and chum for ignorant MAGAts.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I for one am glad they're all so incompetent. Competent fascists are much scarier and more dangerous.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Actually there are no competent fascists, eventually they all fail as they tend to create a cult of personality and when they are dead in a bunker, hung at a filling station or just dead from old age the movement they created dies with them. Their governments destroy the country they are in or leave it impoverished as they are populated by loyalists that spend most of their energy jockeying for power and wealth instead of attending to actual governance.

They still suck and are hell to live under, but they have no staying power as they are all incompetent.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

with all the ai slop out there, the fact he couldn't come up with anything to satisfy the deluded PAB is concerning

Traci Joseph's avatar

Pile of dog shit with an American flag planted in it 😂😂😂

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Damn. I had forgotten about Scammy Jo stealing a dog.

WTF is with these people and dogs?

Marianne camous's avatar

Guess the big orange bloodshed the part about not getting blood put.of a turnip. There are ( thankfully) few, if any, competent lawyers left in the DOJ. For that we are grateful!

Tommy Mo's avatar

Will he get to keep the trench coat?

James's avatar

I just can’t get enough of Shart in a Suit Ed Martin’s woe. I know it’s wrong. I should be bigger than that.

But it’s just so damned FUNNY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

So the Weaponization Working Group will get “nab” quotas just like ICE? That’ll work out just great for them too.

James's avatar

Yeah THAT was a popular hot take with the Ammosexual Movement.

mzf's avatar

So, you can tell who are the tRumpers because they no longer wear American Flag lapel pins and instead lapel pins of notzee era eagles?

Runfastandwin's avatar

they reach levels of incompetence I didn't know existed, so we got that going for us...

JunkYardDogg's avatar

I have all along sensed that there was very significant and distinct line of conflict between Martin/Pulke and Bribe Me Barbie. Martin is an unrestrained cowboy operating on his own , and it seems that he does shit without co-ordinating with Bondi. Seems like they were competing for attention. Martin is a real bad guy. He actually should be disbarred.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Bondi's a chick. Ed doesn't need to report nothing to her.

pmsrw3's avatar

"Todd Blanche ... supposedly loathes Martin"

I am sorry to learn that I agree with Todd Blanche about a thing.

San's avatar

Bondi might have a heart attack or complete mental and emotional breakdown and turn into a zombie like Mel