O Thaddeus McCotter, we barely knew ye!
Which sets him apart from the rest of the GOP field ... how?
OK, he's friends with Carole King. I withdraw my snarkellette.
Who?
Looks like James Taylor and brings as much excitement.
He's...(wait for it)...Out of Time.
Flag guitar. Of course! Even if Obama could play, he's too un-American to play the red, white, and blue.
I hath a Thad.
Thad is a lawyer name. Oh, sorry, that's what you said.
(Apologies to the legal-Americans here in Wonkland.)
Which sets him apart from the rest of the GOP field ... how?
OK, he's friends with Carole King. I withdraw my snarkellette.
Who?
Looks like James Taylor and brings as much excitement.
He's...(wait for it)...Out of Time.
Flag guitar. Of course! Even if Obama could play, he's too un-American to play the red, white, and blue.
I hath a Thad.
Thad is a lawyer name. Oh, sorry, that's what you said.
(Apologies to the legal-Americans here in Wonkland.)