O Thaddeus McCotter, we barely knew ye! (Actually we didn't, at all.) Guitar-clad Thad is dropping out of his own struggling GOP presidential campaign tour, reportedly to go play backup for Mitt Romney's death metal stadium tour. We hear Mittens has wild groupies! It is hard to write a sort of "presidential run obituary" on this one, because the only thing anyone on the whole Internet knows about Thaddeus McCotter is that he plays guitar and also
Which sets him apart from the rest of the GOP field ... how?
OK, he's friends with Carole King. I withdraw my snarkellette.
Who?
Looks like James Taylor and brings as much excitement.
He's...(wait for it)...Out of Time.
Flag guitar. Of course! Even if Obama could play, he's too un-American to play the red, white, and blue.
I hath a Thad.
Thad is a lawyer name. Oh, sorry, that's what you said.
(Apologies to the legal-Americans here in Wonkland.)