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gingerwentworth1's avatar

It was understood-- in some places-- maybe in the minister's study where they tell secrets-- that Lizzie was a victim of sexual abuse. But I only heard this from one place, which I can't remember.

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And Kaili Jo Gray. She was great too, but one day she vanished.

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Aidy Wolf's avatar

Underwear changing not in evidence

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H0mer0's avatar

He looks like the teletubbies baby with a merkin in a suit

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H0mer0's avatar

I misread "Dennison" as "Derision."

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Professor Fate's avatar

well that too.

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Boojum's avatar

Except, unlike a corporation, a government owes certain duties to the most unfortunate members of our society. Therefore, Trump will be pushing for legislation to require women to have sex with men on demand. They will be paid minimum wage.

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But, in the interests of due process, Mr. Giuliani will be required to remain at counsel table to offer gratuitous advice and comment on the bodies of female witnesses, jurors, and courtroom personnel.

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Boojum's avatar

I read that as “laid on time.”

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Boojum's avatar

I should have hopped on it, but I was afraid you’d flee.

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By the time Noun, Verb, 9/11 was finished defending Obama, he would have the jury believing that the US Attorney had proved beyond a reasonable doubt that the tan pants were intended as a signal to fellow terrorists to launch a biological, chemical and radiological attack on whatever venue where the trial was being held.

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Boojum's avatar

Trump should at least be able to do one of those things.

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RMS's avatar

Cochrane: "if he has a fit, you must acquit!"

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JCfromNC's avatar

Yep, Stephen Furst. Sadly, he died last year.

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Boojum's avatar

That’s the only kind who would have a chance.

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Have his Twitter box seized.

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