Remember how last year's CPAC was teh hotttnesss? You had boys getting drunk and hooking up and passing out. You had ladies showing cleavage. CLEAVAGE! Does all this seem a bit deja vu to you, longtime Wonkians? Probably because Jim Newell mercilessly bashed
Aww, so cute: CPAC is making a play for the old WASP vote. Good luck wooing Connecticut, guys. Don't forget the plaid and the sperry topsiders. It might work, as long as you don't mention, youknow, guns in classrooms.
Aww, so cute: CPAC is making a play for the old WASP vote. Good luck wooing Connecticut, guys. Don't forget the plaid and the sperry topsiders. It might work, as long as you don't mention, youknow, guns in classrooms.
I suspect the advice is aimed at the skanky whoors, if you know what I mean.
At least they don't have to wear pants.
There isn't any prohibition of fuck-me pumps, is there?
I suppose a skirt is out the question ... ?
boy, that'll put you off your food for a couple days...
Hugh F. Pyle is outraged to find that not one of the bear-trap dingus devices is pinned on that page!
FILTHY ENGORGEMENT ENABLERS
Will Rick Perry be attending?
$10,000 (Sure Mitt, why not?) says they all have their names sharpied on the inside of their underwear
suspenders and a bra...
She should definitely not be going to CPAC. I have an alternative event to suggest.
CPAC is easy to plan for: have Grindr, will travel.
my thoughts exactly- nosey, do gooder little hens, aren't they?
as long as this covers up Joe the plumber's ass crack I'm good with it...
pink undies...
too many enzymes- they can't risk it