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malsperanza's avatar

Aww, so cute: CPAC is making a play for the old WASP vote. Good luck wooing Connecticut, guys. Don't forget the plaid and the sperry topsiders. It might work, as long as you don't mention, youknow, guns in classrooms.

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bobbert's avatar

I suspect the advice is aimed at the skanky whoors, if you know what I mean.

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bobbert's avatar

At least they don't have to wear pants.

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bobbert's avatar

There isn't any prohibition of fuck-me pumps, is there?

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

I suppose a skirt is out the question ... ?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

boy, that'll put you off your food for a couple days...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hugh F. Pyle is outraged to find that not one of the bear-trap dingus devices is pinned on that page!

FILTHY ENGORGEMENT ENABLERS

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PubOption's avatar

Will Rick Perry be attending?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

$10,000 (Sure Mitt, why not?) says they all have their names sharpied on the inside of their underwear

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

suspenders and a bra...

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Mahousu's avatar

She should definitely not be going to CPAC. I have an alternative event to suggest.

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diogenez's avatar

CPAC is easy to plan for: have Grindr, will travel.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

my thoughts exactly- nosey, do gooder little hens, aren't they?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as long as this covers up Joe the plumber's ass crack I'm good with it...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

pink undies...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

too many enzymes- they can't risk it

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