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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If Patton Oswalt was funny, I think I would have heard of him.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Ironically enough, "No."

chascates's avatar

This would have been good news for Bill Hicks.

fuflans's avatar

first world problems.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I just hope to pasta that this isn't on the Final. I already gave out all my fucks this week.

The Quirk's avatar

I'm only on it to steal one-liners. And cruise drag-queens.

The Quirk's avatar

Think about Michelle Malkin and the feels will all go away.

bobbert's avatar

I believe you meant "wingboners".

*hides*

bobbert's avatar

Seems a little redundant, also, too, as well.

bobbert's avatar

Did Butterstick ever spawn? 'Cause Metastick would be a cool name.

bobbert's avatar

You're in relatively good shape. I am so overdrawn at the fuck bank.

bobbert's avatar

Each and every one of those fuckers.

bobbert's avatar

So what you're saying is that you want any post containing the word "problematic" to be preceded by an appropriate Tr!gger Warning?