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If Patton Oswalt was funny, I think I would have heard of him.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Ironically enough, "No."

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chascates's avatar

This would have been good news for Bill Hicks.

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fuflans's avatar

first world problems.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I just hope to pasta that this isn't on the Final. I already gave out all my fucks this week.

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The Quirk's avatar

I'm only on it to steal one-liners. And cruise drag-queens.

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The Quirk's avatar

Think about Michelle Malkin and the feels will all go away.

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bobbert's avatar

I believe you meant "wingboners".

*hides*

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bobbert's avatar

Seems a little redundant, also, too, as well.

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bobbert's avatar

RWNJ

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bobbert's avatar

Did Butterstick ever spawn? 'Cause Metastick would be a cool name.

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bobbert's avatar

You're in relatively good shape. I am so overdrawn at the fuck bank.

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bobbert's avatar

Each and every one of those fuckers.

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bobbert's avatar

So what you're saying is that you want any post containing the word "problematic" to be preceded by an appropriate Tr!gger Warning?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

#CancelSueyPark

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