The other day we brought you the story of Texas Congresscritter John Culberson, who fired up House Republicans as they voted to kill Obamacare by cheering, “I said, like 9/11, ‘Let’s roll!’” After all, if you don't rush the terrorists and crash the plane, people might get used to having health insurance, which means the terrorists win.
I can imagine this guy having a heart attack then negotiating with his heart. "I'll cut down on double bacon cheeseburgers starting next week. ... Why are you still attacking me? ... OK, when it stops raining I'll go for a walk. ... Why are you still attacking me? These are reasonable offers. You're willing to pump blood to my dirty cock, but you won't negotiate. You must be gay. Stop attacking me!"
Culberson: I want to buy your house! Seller: Great! It's listed for $220,000. Culberson: I'll give you $20. Seller: Uh, you're kidding right? Culberson: Nope. $20. That is my final offer. Seller: You are insane. Culberson: Why do you hate America?
When did "negotiate" come to mean "do what we want you to"?
Can we gather them all in one state, at least? Ohhhh, nevermind.
He's from Texas.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my language. Prepare to die."
Obviously longer than the Voting Rights Act.
He seems to have trouble differentiating between 'fact' and 'slogan'.
Pulchritudinous? Were you going for pusillanimous? or porcupinidous? Perhaps panglossian or paracelsian?
Parenthetically postulating proposals.
I can imagine this guy having a heart attack then negotiating with his heart. "I'll cut down on double bacon cheeseburgers starting next week. ... Why are you still attacking me? ... OK, when it stops raining I'll go for a walk. ... Why are you still attacking me? These are reasonable offers. You're willing to pump blood to my dirty cock, but you won't negotiate. You must be gay. Stop attacking me!"
He makes us appreciate the (relative) thoughtfulness of Louis Gohmert.
They don't call Texas "The One Star State" for nothin'.
hee hee. you said seamen.
I wish he'd let the facts speak for themselves and STFU.
<i>&quot;...dictator of Tehran...&quot;</i>
That guy was elected too.
You sure you want to negotiate with the president? He does most of his negotiating with terrorists with drones and Seal teams. Roll on, John!
Culberson Buys a House.
Culberson: I want to buy your house! Seller: Great! It&#039;s listed for $220,000. Culberson: I&#039;ll give you $20. Seller: Uh, you&#039;re kidding right? Culberson: Nope. $20. That is my final offer. Seller: You are insane. Culberson: Why do you hate America?
Fact: Something I really, really want to be true.
You forgot the Pin of Flag