Loved the video. I snorted all the way through it, especially at the part where the cosmopolitan male runs up to carry the shopping boxes (BOXES? Memories of my childhood half a century ago.) of a spike-heeled cosmopolitan female.
Just looked up the writer--he was married to Andrea Martin, and his wife was married to Martin Short. I'm sure he was very familiar with the beige syndrome haha!
Dear god that video is real. And fucking FULL of dog whistles.
I get the feeling that being into weird unhappy suppressed bondage is mandatory to live there. Is that the point of the video?
Mandatory for men to follow Miami Vice like a cult. Plus the women in the 60s thing is barefoot and pregnant-but-sexually-liberated I guess?
Loved the video. I snorted all the way through it, especially at the part where the cosmopolitan male runs up to carry the shopping boxes (BOXES? Memories of my childhood half a century ago.) of a spike-heeled cosmopolitan female.
Yeah, but that's due to a pact with Satan.
HOLY SHIT the rumors about Donald the Pedobear are true!!!
Unfortunately I know some nice educated professional people who live in California that voted for Trunp. It ain't just the Hillbillys folks.
Just looked up the writer--he was married to Andrea Martin, and his wife was married to Martin Short. I'm sure he was very familiar with the beige syndrome haha!
Oh for SURE.
I wonder if Stevie has a domestic god or goddess, maybe both!, on his personal payroll, and just how documented they might be.
"Why is my dick screaming 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?'"
Waterboarded by wet willies?
THIS. RIGHT. HERE.
"Dedicated to the one I love. MYSELF."
Obligatory Lewis Black:
"The Good die young, and pricks live forever!"
Your logic is infallible.