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Dear god that video is real. And fucking FULL of dog whistles.

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I get the feeling that being into weird unhappy suppressed bondage is mandatory to live there. Is that the point of the video?

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Mandatory for men to follow Miami Vice like a cult. Plus the women in the 60s thing is barefoot and pregnant-but-sexually-liberated I guess?

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Loved the video. I snorted all the way through it, especially at the part where the cosmopolitan male runs up to carry the shopping boxes (BOXES? Memories of my childhood half a century ago.) of a spike-heeled cosmopolitan female.

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Yeah, but that's due to a pact with Satan.

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HOLY SHIT the rumors about Donald the Pedobear are true!!!

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Unfortunately I know some nice educated professional people who live in California that voted for Trunp. It ain't just the Hillbillys folks.

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Just looked up the writer--he was married to Andrea Martin, and his wife was married to Martin Short. I'm sure he was very familiar with the beige syndrome haha!

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Oh for SURE.

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I wonder if Stevie has a domestic god or goddess, maybe both!, on his personal payroll, and just how documented they might be.

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"Why is my dick screaming 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?'"

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Waterboarded by wet willies?

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THIS. RIGHT. HERE.

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"Dedicated to the one I love. MYSELF."

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Obligatory Lewis Black:

"The Good die young, and pricks live forever!"

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Your logic is infallible.

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