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Pam Rox's avatar

Nice work! Made me laugh…hard to these days 😬

Megan Macomber's avatar

Did you know that Sam Alito used to be good-looking? Kids, this is what rage addiction and imposter syndrome will do to you, too, should you wind up on the Supreme Court while failing to address your marriage--um, issues, in therapy. And especially if you buddy up to someone whose self-hatred also fueled by excess power has given him grandiosity problems too.

Clarence definitely put that pube hair on the Coke can, though. No way in hell was SHE ever going out with him.

Hannah's avatar

My doc says I should have a presumption of regularity.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I mean, they were literally loading the buses to go to the airport as SCOTUS was issuing its ruling. How can Alito say that there’s no reason to think they were sending any more prisoners to El Salvador with a straight face?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Well at least he didn’t cite any 17th century witchfinders or require the detainees to undergo trial by ordeal. So that’s progress for Alito.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Alito has managed to create such a stench with his rulings that the woman who supposedly inspired his wife to fly the US flag upside down (unbeknownst to him of course) came out publicly with the receipts regarding the incident that occured AFTER the flag had been flown which completely rebuts the narrative the Alitos spun about how the display was the result of a spat between neighbors. She had made a police report about the incident on Feb. 15th, which was weeks past the time the flag was flown. As Asshole Alito was on the court adjudicating issues around the Jan. 6th insurrection he was obligated to recuse himself, but of course he claimed that the flag affair had nothing to do with politics.

So Alito is a lying liar and should be impeached, which of course should happen after impeaching PAB and JD the Pope Killer.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Alito went to law school at Yale, but he did his undergrad at Princeton. Despite my loathing of him and Thomas, I don't want them to retire or die, because their replacements would be worse and very young.

Kate K's avatar

Thank you so much for this...I've been curious what Alito was claiming to be all pissy about this time, but couldn't bring myself to read his dissent.

DJ Teetop's avatar

Sam Alito is the worst person in America.

I said what I said.

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Looks to me like Sam and Clarence needed to put out some words that made it looked like the TRIED to say SOMETHING. Or else someone might forget to invite them on a fishing trip or make a payment on a motor home.

DJ Teetop's avatar

Or the fishing trip they get sent on might be in Lake Como

dental floss tycoon's avatar

i’m feeling better this morning, recent developments support my overall view that donnie won’t succeed in the long run because, in the final analysis, he’s a coward … a truly nefarious despot would have flown those unfortunate folks out, defying the supremes … maybe threaten the supremes w/ a similar fate if they didn’t comply … don relishes the obstruction b/c it gives him an opportunity to piss & moan over the front pages of our various & sundry media …

that said the short term damage he brings might be irreparable but will pass … the price will be high …

beb's avatar

Slate has a good article about this as well, with an expended timeline.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2025/04/sam-alito-dissent-supreme-court-emergency-deportation-false.html

It was the video of buses going to an airport then turning round to return to prison that proves SCOTUS was right in what they did. Alito should be impeached for bad behavior and maybe deported back to Italy.

Zyxomma's avatar

Deported back to New Jersey.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

How about splitting the difference and dropping him off mid-Atlantic?

DJ Teetop's avatar

As disingenuous as he is petulant

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Italy? But Leavenworth is just right over there, and can be reached by bus. Or cattle car.

easelox is on timeout's avatar

I think I found a big problem with the oath of office: "to the best of my ability"??? AYFKM?

We have team clown show here with exactly zero ability to uphold and defend the constitution.

How the fuck did that phrase get by the editors?

Full text:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

I propose:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the highest possible degree, conforming to the standards of the most knowledgeable constitutional experts, and above all else, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I'd put an addendum that stipulates that any promises or affirmations made during a campaign constitutes a contract with the electorate and the crossing of fingers behind your back - or baldfaced lying in the case of PAB - will invalidate the election results should the candidate win.

"Project 2025, I don't know what's in it." Sure Donnie, sure.

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Both Bush appointees. Damn but that family has a hell of a lot to atone for...

"M"'s avatar

Granddaddy Prescott was a Nazi collaborator

Just like Donald's dad was a KKK sympathizer (if not an active member) and his granddaddy was a draft dodger

Just like Felon Muskrat's dad was an APARTHEID emerald miner and a molester of women so weird it's hard for me to explain what happened in that family (I think his second child post-divorce was to his stepdaughter? Felon's stepsister? Every time I try to think it through my mind just edges away from it queasily) AND Felon too is a draft dodger, using his mother's citizenship to evade mandatory military service in South Africa

And whichever Bush appointed him appointed Clarence Thomas because they KNEW he'd do exactly what he is doing and has been doing, he'd been GROOMED for it, sitting right next to John Roberts in Reagain's EEOC denying people's claims and doing their best to ensure they never got any relief ... and POTUS Joe, who was Chairman of the Senate Judiciary committee who confirmed him, refused to allow any other female witnesses who'd claimed they'd been harassed to appear bc as soon as Clarence started whining about "high tech lynching" it unsettled him so much (bc at the end of the day I'm forced to agree with Ta Nahesi Coates that he's a Zionist) he couldn't deal with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dYkiriPuUo&t=12s

So here we are

The wages of putting the lion's share of a country's power in the hands of White men and then expecting that they're going to do the right thing

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"M"'s avatar

/sigh

Okay, so … here’s the thing.

A “token” is someone who’s literally appointed - to whatever post is in question - in order to carry out the country’s white supremacist agenda (which is what people believe in it believe the country is supposed to be like, regardless of the damage / costs to the actual country).

How is it exactly that you expect people - regardless of color - to behave who serve that agenda?

Because the thing so many White people seem to STILL be struggling with is that it’s the WHITE SUPREMACIST AGENDA that is evil, more than the person(s) appointed to carry it out.

Is Thomas more evil than Alito? Not really, because they’re serving the SAME AGENDA.

Did John Roberts fool you because he’s a smiley-faced White man? Because he’s serving the SAME AGENDA.

Were you - or was someone in your family and/or professional circle - someone who believed Bill Barr when he lied to the country — twice — about what was in a DOJ report and then, as the sitting U.S. Attorney General sent unidentified masked men onto the streets the first time to snatch people off them, during the George Floyd protests …?

Do you see the problem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dYkiriPuUo&t=12s

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Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

Where is Hillary with her life snuffing pillow when you need her?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

She lent it to J Divan for his trip to the Vatican.

Too soon?

Whale Chowder's avatar

Do you WANT Trump to be able to appoint Alito Jr. for the next 40 years?

Whale Chowder's avatar

*Hises, makes cross with fingers while backing away*

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

*Growls and reaches for a sharp object/heavy rock"

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO CHIEF JUSTICE ALITO?"