Sam Brownback Does Something Boring For Attention
Sam "Who? Oh right" Brownback will quit his job as Senator of Kansas so he can be Governor of Kansas. [ CNN Political Ticker ]
Obama's entire dumb listserv hates him for begging them to buy Hope paraphernalia, and the families of everyone on Obama's dumb listserv hates him for indirectly being responsible for their receiving of Hope paraphernalia. [ Politico ]
Condi & the State Department recommended against re-hiring securities contractor Blackwater when the firm's contract expires next year. It will quietly be replaced by Joe Biden's weird squadron of hellpuppies. [ The Daily Beast ]
Gays and friends of gays and non-Mormons are terribly upset that Obama picked Prop. 8-supporter Rick Warren, he of Saddleback and nauseating goatee notoriety, to deliver the invocation at his Inauguration. [ AMERICAblog ]
Laurie Coleman, wife of Norm, has hired a lawyer named Earl Gray, who's described as an "aggressive defender of celebrity clients" and, alternately, "a blend of Indian and Ceylon teas." [ TPMMuckraker ]