Kansas Governor Sam Brownback made headlines this week after he issued an executive order that repealed employment discrimination protection for LGBT state employees. The protections were originally put in place by his predecessor, Kathleen Sebelius, and made it illegal for the state government to discriminate against state employees just because they were afflicted with The Gay, The Bi, and/or The Trans. We imagine when Brownback signed the order his tiny Grinch heart shrank three sizes that day.
You might be a little off here. It's possible that Brownback does these things not as a distraction, but because he really, really hates Gays. Perhaps though, it's not his fault. Maybe it's because the big, bad Gays have been mean to him and his poor little ego has been crushed too many times. Straight or Gay, we all want to be attractive and well liked, but just look at poor Sam. How could any Gay man look at that poor piggy faced little bastard and show anything but disgust?
Seriously, maybe Sam just wants someone to notice his butt and say something nice, but that flat, wide, sack of sad hanging below his belt is impossible to praise. He's not girthy enough to appeal to the bear lovers, even with the sagging hint of man-breast that peeks out from beneath his jacket, and his sense of style would cause all but the legally blind Gay man to shutter in horror. As disgusting as he may be, maybe Brownback just wants to be noticed and yes, loved.
So Gay men, one of you may have to take one for the team. Now I not saying you have to "go all the way", but if you see Sam maybe give him a little hug, compliment him on his hair or just tell him that he's looking good. Yes, I mean lie to him. Lie through your teeth. Maybe, in that way we can warm his little Grinch heart.
Happy Valentine's Day! Just wanted to drop you a quick Thanks! for stepping up to the plate today and making a dick move so egregious and hateful that all eyes are swiveling to the west.
I have very serious issues with the extremely flawed Democrat party, but as long as there are cretinous yahoos like Sam Brokeback in public office, they Republicans make it easy for me. Quit discriminating against decent, productive, law-abiding citizens (equal protection? Constitution 1A? Separation of Church and State? etc) such as LGBT, women, African Americans, Latinos, etc, etc, etc, and I might be interested in hearing the Republican point of view. Certainly most, or at least, a great deal/majority of Republicans think that this last stunt he pulled was repugnant. It opens up a UNIVERSE of opportunities for litigation WHICH HE WILL SURELY LOSE, but will WASTE valuable resources. It is obvious that this man did this OUT OF HATRED. HATRED PURE AND SIMPLE.
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When you're hanging by your ankles and wearing a poorly-fitted diaper.
Brownback Mountin'
Is "Brownback" what you get when you don't wash the Santorum off?
Q) What's the matter with Kansas?
A) They're all dumber than stumps and have the attention span of a gnat*
*apologies to the not-so-dumb residents- but if I have to answer for Arizona, you get to answer for your state
You might be a little off here. It's possible that Brownback does these things not as a distraction, but because he really, really hates Gays. Perhaps though, it's not his fault. Maybe it's because the big, bad Gays have been mean to him and his poor little ego has been crushed too many times. Straight or Gay, we all want to be attractive and well liked, but just look at poor Sam. How could any Gay man look at that poor piggy faced little bastard and show anything but disgust?
Seriously, maybe Sam just wants someone to notice his butt and say something nice, but that flat, wide, sack of sad hanging below his belt is impossible to praise. He's not girthy enough to appeal to the bear lovers, even with the sagging hint of man-breast that peeks out from beneath his jacket, and his sense of style would cause all but the legally blind Gay man to shutter in horror. As disgusting as he may be, maybe Brownback just wants to be noticed and yes, loved.
So Gay men, one of you may have to take one for the team. Now I not saying you have to "go all the way", but if you see Sam maybe give him a little hug, compliment him on his hair or just tell him that he's looking good. Yes, I mean lie to him. Lie through your teeth. Maybe, in that way we can warm his little Grinch heart.
Isn't that Vitter, not Santorum?
And <i>that</i> is how you fix a state budget clusterfuck.I wondered how he would do it.
Dear Gov. Brownback,
Happy Valentine&#039;s Day! Just wanted to drop you a quick Thanks! for stepping up to the plate today and making a dick move so egregious and hateful that all eyes are swiveling to the west.
Really really appreciate the support!
Luv, Alabama
I have very serious issues with the extremely flawed Democrat party, but as long as there are cretinous yahoos like Sam Brokeback in public office, they Republicans make it easy for me. Quit discriminating against decent, productive, law-abiding citizens (equal protection? Constitution 1A? Separation of Church and State? etc) such as LGBT, women, African Americans, Latinos, etc, etc, etc, and I might be interested in hearing the Republican point of view. Certainly most, or at least, a great deal/majority of Republicans think that this last stunt he pulled was repugnant. It opens up a UNIVERSE of opportunities for litigation WHICH HE WILL SURELY LOSE, but will WASTE valuable resources. It is obvious that this man did this OUT OF HATRED. HATRED PURE AND SIMPLE.
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