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Should've read yours before posting mine.

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Well, when you put it like that ...

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His sense of humor does not exist, although I'm sure he thinks cruelty is funny.

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And then he got geared up and killed Bin Laden.

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SAM BEE WELAVEYOUPLZINVITEWONKETOKTHXBYE!!!!

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Toby Keith could tell jokes about hanging people from ropes. Those are always real knee slappers.

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I await the moment when that dude crashes and burns like the Hindenburg...right after he makes a doody in his pants.

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Considering President Pussygrabber's self proclaimed war on the media, why would any of them even bother to attend this wing-ding? The Shitgibbon can stand at the podium, pound his fists and scream, "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED." Now, that would be pure comedy gold.

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Samantha Bee totally makes me want to switch teams. Ellen wouldn't even have to give me a toaster.

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A big YES to Wyatt Cynac! I'm afraid I'd have to say no to Wilmore. I agree with you about Noah's millenial "both sides do it," but don't forget, John Stewart was all about the false equivalencies, also too. In fact, I think Stewart was a master of the form.

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Aunt Bea LIBELZ!!!!11!!!!111

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They need profits...people like watching this nonsense. They will cover it.

Also he is president and sorta has to get coverage.

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No...they didn't poison a guy with Polonium for political reasons...no

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They are definitely putting out some level A female comedians- bout time

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Some how I suspect the corruption on the liberal side is from double agent republicons

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