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Zyxomma's avatar

Should've read yours before posting mine.

Historicat's avatar

Well, when you put it like that ...

Bobo Brazil's avatar

His sense of humor does not exist, although I'm sure he thinks cruelty is funny.

SayItWithOtters's avatar

And then he got geared up and killed Bin Laden.

persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

SAM BEE WELAVEYOUPLZINVITEWONKETOKTHXBYE!!!!

Tennessee Rain's avatar

Toby Keith could tell jokes about hanging people from ropes. Those are always real knee slappers.

Tennessee Rain's avatar

I await the moment when that dude crashes and burns like the Hindenburg...right after he makes a doody in his pants.

Tennessee Rain's avatar

Considering President Pussygrabber's self proclaimed war on the media, why would any of them even bother to attend this wing-ding? The Shitgibbon can stand at the podium, pound his fists and scream, "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED." Now, that would be pure comedy gold.

Tennessee Rain's avatar

Samantha Bee totally makes me want to switch teams. Ellen wouldn't even have to give me a toaster.

ahughes798's avatar

A big YES to Wyatt Cynac! I'm afraid I'd have to say no to Wilmore. I agree with you about Noah's millenial "both sides do it," but don't forget, John Stewart was all about the false equivalencies, also too. In fact, I think Stewart was a master of the form.

ahughes798's avatar

Aunt Bea LIBELZ!!!!11!!!!111

Bongstar420's avatar

They need profits...people like watching this nonsense. They will cover it.

Also he is president and sorta has to get coverage.

Bongstar420's avatar

No...they didn't poison a guy with Polonium for political reasons...no

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They are definitely putting out some level A female comedians- bout time

Bongstar420's avatar

Some how I suspect the corruption on the liberal side is from double agent republicons