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GoutMachine's avatar

Alito does not have to come across like a drunken Paul Thomas Anderson character gleefully confessing to drinking our collective milkshakes in order to be a real life, run-of-the-mill political villain.

Are we sure Alito isn't actually Daniel Day-Lewis?

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Republican Teddy Roosevelt came up with National Parks to preserve the land for future generations.

These days, even someone as horrible as he was on race would be primaried out as a RINO.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

When you die, no one will give a fuck how much money you accumulated.

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Wow, Stephen Miller's organization sounds like a nice bunch.

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PubOption's avatar

Ross, D., Ballard, F., Wilson, M., and McGlown, B. dissent.

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carovee's avatar

Except your heirs.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Shocked, gambling, etc. etc.

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PubOption's avatar

"People say we're hacks. We want to make everyone else hack, cough and splutter too."

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Mark Linimon's avatar

As a kid, he was a big hero of mine because of the parks and the trust-busting. As an adult, I read one of his racial tirades.

Sigh.

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Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

I'm still not over how SCOTUS overturned Bob McDonnell's conviction because how could he know it was a bribe if it didn't say "BRIBE" on it in neon letters?

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Anything I could say in response would be Banhammer Helper.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Plants also crave Brawndo.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

remember when she performatively cried during his confirmation hearing because someone asked him a personal question?

foh

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

we are all Ren.

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Sleepmonger's avatar

Much simpler to just lean him over a big bucket of dry ice and see how he feels breathing in the vapor after a minute or less.

Which reminded me of this Mad Magazine "Safety Songs for Children" parody of the song Grand Old Flag:

It's a grand old bag, it's a nice plastic bagAnd we find it on all of our clothes.Oh a kid can play, the livelong dayWith it anywhere that he goes.It is lots more fun than a doll or a gun.You can wave it just like a flag.

But should auld acquaintance be forgotKeep your head out of plastic bags!

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