God bless ye, gentle readers, and welcome once more to the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we have a virulent case of Dumb Pox spreading around, so do be sure to take precautions. Drink plenty of bleach, snort all your favorite essential oils, and dunk your head vigorously in the homeopathic concocting bowl some dare to call a toilet. We wouldn't want you turning out like the subject of today's bulletin. This poor man's case of Dumb Pox is so awful, he believes that autistic grown-ups are mythical creatures, since he certainly hasn't met any. Seriously.