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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Xanax and Stone IPA *drops mike*

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

I would like to report an uptick in the nuttery of one Michele Fiore. Please send a cruiser to her house to check out the weapons and the recent call to mass murder. And while you're at it, Jerry Falwell, Jr., is trying to incite people to mass murder. So, you can get right on that, mmmmk?

actor212's avatar

I really do love those guys.

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Better to have hemorrhoids than to be a perfect asshole. Trump? Do you hear?

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Porn? You were talking about porn, weren't you?

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Certainly this would be ascribed to the act of a lone wolf and Obama would get blamed for it.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

My life was saved once by Stone IPA...really. Long story...

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

I'm all ears. This sounds like a good one.

Queen Méabh's avatar

Take it any way you like. :-)

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Gotta scoot, but it involved playing a really shitty 4 hour gig-for no pay-at a charity beer tasting event, and the organizers refusing to allow the band to imbibe. The guys at the Stone booth overheard the commotion and furtively poured about 2 gallons of IPA into a water cooler for us. I am forever indebted.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

I'm tearing up. You made my day.

Takoma DC's avatar

Yes but it's still very sad and lame he felt the need to make such a statement. I wish he would have gone to the Islamic Center (just like President Bush) and made a speech similar to Bush's.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's a lovely place. (It's a lovely place.)

Lefty Mark's avatar

What a nice surprise for your alibis.

Takoma DC's avatar

What do you think the chances are that Fiore has an Rx addiction? Mental health problem(s)? Accidentally kills herself with a firearm within the next 2 years?