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Xanax and Stone IPA *drops mike*

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I would like to report an uptick in the nuttery of one Michele Fiore. Please send a cruiser to her house to check out the weapons and the recent call to mass murder. And while you're at it, Jerry Falwell, Jr., is trying to incite people to mass murder. So, you can get right on that, mmmmk?

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I really do love those guys.

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Better to have hemorrhoids than to be a perfect asshole. Trump? Do you hear?

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Porn? You were talking about porn, weren't you?

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Certainly this would be ascribed to the act of a lone wolf and Obama would get blamed for it.

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My life was saved once by Stone IPA...really. Long story...

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I'm all ears. This sounds like a good one.

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Take it any way you like. :-)

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Gotta scoot, but it involved playing a really shitty 4 hour gig-for no pay-at a charity beer tasting event, and the organizers refusing to allow the band to imbibe. The guys at the Stone booth overheard the commotion and furtively poured about 2 gallons of IPA into a water cooler for us. I am forever indebted.

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I'm tearing up. You made my day.

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Typical libtard softie!

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Yes but it's still very sad and lame he felt the need to make such a statement. I wish he would have gone to the Islamic Center (just like President Bush) and made a speech similar to Bush's.

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It's a lovely place. (It's a lovely place.)

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What a nice surprise for your alibis.

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What do you think the chances are that Fiore has an Rx addiction? Mental health problem(s)? Accidentally kills herself with a firearm within the next 2 years?

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