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Blinky!

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But foodie articles have a plaice on Wonkette.

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Yes, it does.

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ARGH! NEWSPAPER SAY GUNS BAD!!! ANGRY MAN SHOOT IT ALL UP!1!!1

https://twitter.com/EWErick...

(Yeah this definitely didn't prove their point at all.)

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Too much carping about whitey for me. It smelt of click bait.

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Looks like Erick is exercising his 1st Amendment right to be an asshole.

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It was the best penis substitute he could buy at that time.

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The correct term is Grey Lady.

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It was about the fish on Monday, I think. C. A. Pinkham sure does love her some modified Salmon. May even have a shelf life in the diner to Tuesday! The waiterai she addresses with allowed anecdotes (some pretty funny) in some other column. For some reason the commentationists (who don't seem to have read the rules - hell, I don't either) want to equate labeling and not liking GMO food with anti-vaxxers. And C. A. Pinkham seems to believe that non-gmoists spend their time and $$$ in Holy Foods, Inc. "Conspiracist! Cry the commentatoriat in support of CAP. "More beer!" Cry I in it.

And here I thought I had escaped the right/libertarian/technocrat crowd. Dumb fucking me. More beerz!!!

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Rump sez it's a crummy rag that will prolly go broke anyways.

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No, but this was in the kitchen sink

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Welcome Pinkham.

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I tried to read it but oh my cod.

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That is the hand position of a thumb sucker who wants access to "maximum thumb". Very sweet.

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It is funny until they want to argue with you. "You can't possibly be "Black Native American"?" Wot?

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You are awesome

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