Hey, San Diego Police, have you roughed up anyone entering their own property lately? Oh, you have? Bet you probably had a really good reason for it, at least, huh? Yes, Dear Wonkers, if it's not abundantly clear by now, this is definitely going to be one of those stories where you'll need to remove any heavy objects from your desk, lest you hurl them through your computer monitor.
Hey SDPD, keep fucking that San Diego Chicken
Good thing neither of them had any loosies or they wouldn't have lived to tell about it
Let's ask their Padres.
I bet that shop sells Skittles, so the cops had every reason to be scared.
AOT,K
at least for those dolts
I'm OK with the Stone Brewery part, as long as the only arrogant bastards are bottled or on tap