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schmannity's avatar

This is bad news for my Teaparty Exploded Heads fantasy.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i> Pulls out</i>?! There was a pegging party and I want invited?

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chascates's avatar

And the headline will read: <i>SLUT PILL GOBBLER QUITS RACE CAUSE HOUSE SEAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!!!</i>

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Capt.Jim's avatar

See what happens when you take away slut pills, you have to pull out early so glad Sandra is practicing the safe sechs but I still want to see her in a video

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, put a red star on the State Flag! That will totally freak out the wingtards!

Ummm . . . waitaminnit . . . you've GOT to kidding me.

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